It’s getting to be like www.mindlessmommycentral.com here on the SDMB, except instead of boring pointless tales about CUTESY WUTESY LIDDLE KIDDIEWOOS it’s bullshit about cats. Hey! Wouldn’t it be great if a cat could use a computer? AHAHAHA THAT’S THE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER FORMULATED. Now I’ll start a few dozen threads about how my cat is great and what he would say if he could talk. I’ll tell you what your cat would say, you crazy bitch, he’d say “GET A FUCKING LIFE”.
swoon Who * is * this ** dreadful** man and why is he so vile?
My cat says your link doesn’t work.
You know what, on second thought, I’m probably wrong. The problem with opening your mouth before you think is a lot of dumb shit comes out. I have nothing against cats, really. I just perceived (somewhat incorrectly) a recent glut of cat threads, and decided to say something. There have been a few, which is what prompted this crazy thread, and I was thinking that it’s odd the very same people who make such a big deal out of their lame ass pets are likely the same people who get all irritated when their ‘breeding’ (is that the term?) friends just talk about their kids all day. Not that having cats and having kids is mutually exclusive or anything. Jesus, my rants are shithouse. Except that bank one, goddamnit I was totally right.
My cat says you’re just jealous.
woof.
Who let the dogs out?
I just finished an enjoyable conversation with my ex about a cat she befriended in Korea. She sent a pic of the cutie.
And then I checked in on the SDMB to find this drek.
This thread is a bit catty, is it not?
Meow!
Don’t let this turn into a catfight.
But the OP is J_kat??
You secretly love kats don’t you?
If I hated cockroaches, the last thing I would have as a username would be M_kockroache!
M for Mehitabel?
I was just going to say more or less the same thing.
Except I was going to call you nasty names at the same time.
You liked my bank rant? Awesome.
No, I make a big deal out of my lame ass pets and I’m going to make a big deal out of my lameass kids. Others around me are welcome to do the same.
WTF does it bother you that people greatly love and care for beings that aren’t human?
You… you … SPECIEIST!
Muah. I just feel sorry for people who don’t love cats. Don’t know what they’re missing. 
This has to be one of the lamest, most stupid rants I have seen on here.
Fer fucks sakes, get with the program and bitch about the war, for or against.
This is just fucking stupid.
< rolls eyes >
I love cats. They’re less greasy than dogs and tend to be cheaper by the pound.
I’ve always found that the places by the pound sell their dog pretty cheap.
See, without my thoughtless vitriol there would be no opportunity for these pathetic puns. The circle of life continues…
Excuse me, I am the Dreadful person on this board. And besides, cats are nice - with white wine.
“A Persian cat, a jug of wine, and the end of life as you pathetic mortals know it in favour of an eternity of torment beyond your imaginings, the world is paradise enow.”
From "The R’ubi’at of O’mar K’thullhu.