About 7:30 Saturday evening we noticed a really strange smell coming into the house from outside. I closed the windows, but it didn’t help much. We could hear sirens in the distance, getting closer, then diminishing. My wife called 911, and the fire department showed up about ten minutes later. The smell had diminished to vanishing by then, though. They looked around a little and left, saying it was probably a car driving by with bad exhaust. I went back in the house to get the kids to bed.
Then nothing.
The next thing any of us remember was waking up Sunday morning. We were all exhausted all day long, and both kids were really acting up. I mean really out of character stuff for both of them.
I think the government drugged us and kidnapped us.
I’m not saying you definitely have this problem, but if it were myself, I would check the furnace and see if you have a Carbon Monoxide problem in your house.
You’re being paranoid. The government is not involved in any way.
At least, that’s what they told me to tell you. They would also like you to direct your conversations the plant on your coffee table from now on. And speak up.
Ah. Clearly midget agents scouting you out. You have only one recourse: get a website explaining your plight in varying fonts and colours to warn others and let the government know you know what they’re up to. Make sure to include pictures of yourself and your family as well as the real names of you and your family and everyone you know.
You don’t live near here, do you? If you seriously have no memories after the fire department left (not even going to bed!!!) – I would want to see a doctor. Meh, maybe it’s just that my tinfoil hat doesn’t fit me quite right, I tend to look for more…governmentally-plausible excuses.
