I think "Respect Your Elders" shouldn't apply to this old coot.

[digs]

@cochrane

He WAS the greeter.

Well, he’d obviously been huffin’ the cheddar…

Someone (here in '99 or ‘00, I think) posted about an elderly Walmart greeter rambling incomprehensibly except for the occasional "Ya huffin’ the cheddar?"

[Uzi]

@digs

Well, he’d obviously been huffin’ the cheddar…

Someone (here in '99 or ‘00, I think) posted about an elderly Walmart greeter rambling incomprehensibly except for the occasional "Ya huffin’ the cheddar?"

Scylla
Walmartians
There was one with a howler as a greeter. Can’t find it. Almost peed reading it.

[kayaker]

@Brodi

Almost correct. It was my state’s version of Walmart. Basically a marginally more expenssive Walmart.

Target.

[Chefguy]

@elbows

You’ve heard of Karma, right?

Being unnecessarily judgmental of the odd actions of a disturbed senior smells like inviting a life lesson into your world, to me. Like the universe almost feels obligated to give you some first hand experience with this illness, so you actually can understand.

It might be wise to pay at least a little regard to the type learning you’re clearly begging the universe to deliver to your life, I should think.

At any rate, I highly recommend; less judgy, more lovey!

As a representative of all cooted-Americans, I ENDORSE THIS FUCKING POST, GODDAMNIT!

[Brodi]

@kayaker

Target.

Close. Think chain only in TX and Mexico.

[purplehearingaid]

@PastTense

He could be medically ill, for example Alzheimer’s disease:
Alzheimer's disease - Wikipedia

The guy could also be hard of hearing and having no idea how loud he sound . People that lose their hearing as they get older have a hard time adjust to wearing hearing aids and find them a pain to put on. If I don’t have my hearing aid on I will talk louder .

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Brodi

Close. Think chain only in TX and Mexico.

Borders?
Oh, wait, they were a chain of bookstores.

[Gatopescado]

Anybody who smokes cigars is automatically an asshole. A stinky asshole.