Father Goose: A Catholic priest has a surprise in store at the communion rail… Miller’s Crossing: What really happened to Glenn’s plane over the English Channel? Pi: A mathematician becomes obsessed with baked goods. Good Will Hunting: A woman scours thrift shops for the perfect outfit. The Big Chill: Old friends grow closer after being locked in a walk-in freezer. Saw: The metamorphosis of wood, from tree to logs to boards.
The Golden Child - The story of the youth of SDMB’s Eve Demolition Man - Stallone travels around the country imploding old buildings to clear the way for new construction Pretty in Pink - A documentary about the development if Pepto Bismol, including the momentous decision of what color it would be Trading Places - Wacky hijinks at swapmeets from coast to coast
M – The story of Europe at the end of the first millennium AD. Metropolis – A slice-of-life movie about the inhabitants of New York City. Walk The Line – The story of one man’s battle with alcoholism and DUI convictions. The Player Piano – An up-and-coming rapper incorporates piano music into his rhymes. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari – A physicist smuggles nuclear secrets across the Atlantic in an antique cabinet. The Thief of Bagdad – The biography of Saddam Hussein. From Here to Eternity – An Extropian manifesto in video form. Uncle Buck – The touching story of a boy and his pet deer.
Raising Arizona : Science fiction/disaster flick about the attempt to raise Arizona above the level of a global flood.
Serenity : Documentary on various meditation practices.
Johnny Got His Gun : Gang member Johnny goes on a killing spree.
The Money Pit : A quest for hidden treasure !
Patriot Games : A documentary about the influence of the Red Scare on the Cold War era gaming industry.
Enter the Dragon : Exotic porn aimed at a segment of the “furry” community.
The Magnificent Seven : How and why the number 7 has been regarded as lucky throughout history.
The Color Purple : A rather tedious art film; consists of 45 minutes of various shapes of purple flowing over the screen.
Mr Smith Goes to Washington : Inferior fan made derivative of the Matrix trilogy; Agent Smith and clones appear in Matrix-Washington and lay waste to it.
It’s a Wonderful Life : Soviet propaganda portraying the wonders of life under Stalin.