Change a letter in a movie/tv show title

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We’ve subtracted a letter from movie titles, and added a letter to the same. Now let’s change one letter in a title; do not add or subtract letters, just change one. After you change the letter of your choice tell us about the movie or show.

The Tutors: Henry, the darling of the literature department, tutors and then marries a string of women in this lush epic about the inner workings of the Brit Lit department at an Ivy League college.

Prick: in this neo-noir an abrasive young man looks into the death of a his ex-girlfriend.

Raven: A woman who is a former FBI agent, along with a young police chief and the local bad boy (the chief’s rival for her affections), work to solve one mystery in their Maine town - what the hell is wrong with the local birds?

Bad Men: a period piece about a bunch of jerks.

Not In Cleveland: The story of four women, none of them in Cleveland.

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Pulp Diction. I think it’s the same movie though.

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Doctor Pho – An alien chef travels through time in search of the perfect noodle soup.

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How I let your mother: A father narrates to his children the stories of his life as a pimp.

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Breaking Bed: A man beset with terminal cancer decides to live out his remaining days binging on drugs and banging his wife.

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Yet another sing of cultural regression:

The New York Times Review of Boobs

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The Silence of the Jambs - How to fix creaking door hinges.

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A real movie: Capablanca: a biography of one one the best chess players ever.

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Star Jaws - We’re going to need a bigger space ship.
The Liver of Others - Hannibal Lector opens a new restaurant in Seattle.
**B.A. Confidential **- Baracus knows, but he isn’t telling.
The Green Bile - Tom Hanks struggles with seasickness.
Dull Metal Jacket - Arthurian epic told from the Black Knight’s PoV.
Die Bard - A cyborg assassin is sent back through time on a mission to kill Shakespeare.

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Schindler’s Lift - A documentary charting the rise (and fall, and rise again, after the doors jammed temporarily in the sub-basement level) of the Schindler elevator company.

Tight Club - The first rule of Tight Club is don’t expect anyone to buy you a pint.

Apocalypse Not - Wayne and Garth go to Vietnam. Excellent!

Allen - After answering an SOS call from a remote planet, the crew of a mining ship are terrorised by a hideous self-obsessed character wearing thick-rimmed glasses.

Bark to the Future - Einstein the dog is revealed as the real brains behind the flux capacitor.

Legends of the Fail - In the wilds of Montana, three brothers pass their time LOLing at YouTube videos of people injuring themselves.

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Hones: A forensic scientist and her co-workers and one hot FBI guy, hang around sharpening their knives and scalpels and wits. Yes, wits.

Lame, I know. :slight_smile:

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Pie Hard. A low budget porn movie about a sad little man and his kinky sexual obession with pies.

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Torched By An Angel A team of heavenly beings help people on Earth by committing fire by hire.

James and the Giant Perch The touching story of a young boy and a really big fish.

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American Pip - A remake of Great Expectations that moves the action to New Jersey.

American Pig - A remake of Babe that moves the action, etc.

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Star Bars: The adventures of a alcoholic…in space!

Moldfinger: Don’t let him touch you, you don’t want to know where that’s been!

Boldfinger: Goosing his way across America!

Lard of the Rings: After centuries of waiting for the time to be right, it turned out that Sauron really let himself go.

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MUSH:***

Alan Alda and Phil Donahue sit around, crying about how their fathers never said “I love you,” and how they wish they were women.

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MAS*K - Jim Carrey plays the new recruit at a military hospital in Korea who quickly drives everybody batshit with his incessant unfunny gurning.

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Fanny Farm. No ifs, ands or buts about it, but plenty of butts.

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Warne’s World - A fat Aussie cricketer sits in his basement with his thick friend Ricky eating pies and texting photos of his knob to women.

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LOFT - A ragtag bunch of strangers find themselves unable to leave a large apartment. They have to fight against another group of awful flatmates known as the Others and at the end it’s all a bit of a letdown.