Thank you. That had been bothering me for some time. I had studied the cold war, and always knew his name, but lately had been banging my head because I couldn’t remember it.
Hey what’s my thread doing in the Pit?!?!
Idon’t hate this guy, I love him. Well, let me rephrase that: I love his style.
If any Mod sees this I would ask you to reconsider the move.
Too late. Sorry, but I used the f-word in my earlier post - this thread was in the pit when I posted! 
No! And may a thousand fleas infest your infidel armpits!
Ooops! Sorry. I must’ve channeled the Iraqi Information Minister . 
Except for the last bit, I could have sworn I heard that from someone at Fox News Channel… 
Hopefully he’ll be captured, brought here, and given at least a radio talk-show. Better yet, a steady spot on SNL.
He’d do a better job at the news on SNL then those two (Why two? It has always been one…) fools currently doing it.
Ahem…“Jane, you ignorant slut!”.
We’re Number One!
He’s alot more fun to watch than Wolf Blitzer, that’s for sure.
Well, since I am now seeing live footage of coalition troops in the main Presidential Palace in downtown Baghdad, I am curious as to how he will explain that.
Beat thyself over the head with shoes…
Personally, I want the map of the world that he’s always standing in front of! I love how it makes all the land in the world look like water droplets! Simply gorgeous!
I would have liked to have seen the press conference where he was denying that the US was being successful in any of its attacks, and then had the power go out! (Even more hysterical is the fact that the US didn’t cut the power! His own people did it to him! )
My favorite Baghdad Bob line is when he dismissed the various bombs as being nothing but ‘special noise-making bombs’, that cannot harm the Iraqi Army.
Hey, maybe he can replace Geraldo when this is all over…(I hear that O’Reilly turned his back to Geraldo, which is the kiss of death at FNC…)
The shoe thing may be a muslim tradition. I recall from the book Black Hawk Down that the crowds below were insulted by the sight of the soles of the soldiers boots when they were helicoptered about. I think they actually waved their shoes at the helicopters in defiance.
Trucker, I think the “emboss” effect in photoshop can easily create a water-drop map you seek.
Yeah, but how do I get a wallsized version of it and am I forced to keep the extra “r” in my Dopername if I go the route you mention?
He just gave a tour de force performance with mortar fire and small arms crackling in the background. The allies are taking government buildings in Baghdad as I type this.
“We are slaughtering the invaders, who, ah, just parked an M1A1 on presidential palace grounds.”
“No, there are no troops in Bagdad [BLAM]. We are perfectly safe [Brr-APT]. There was a small invasion force [KA=BOOOM] but they were beaten back (Bradley drives past, crew waves).”
Loved the smirk on his face!
“I kick Al-Jazeera, the network by Arabs for Arabs, out of the country for showing the Arab world that we’re a bunch of pathetic losers! I also submit my resume to them in hopes that after the war I can be a color commentator for them!”
*Lies, all lies I tell you! Don’t believe your eyes, fools. It’s Hollywood trickery manufactured by the Infidels. Victory is at hand.* [sub]Keep the Mercedes running. You did bring the white shirt like I asked, right? What’s the number of CENTCOM again? [/sub]