You are ever so close, but I feel I should point out that
monkey puzzle
is actually the first of the weekday word games in the newspaper that people while away time with using a pen or pencil or (if they’re really good at them) with Magic Markers.
Can’t be. The Marine Corps song refers to the halls of monkey puzzle
Certainly they didn’t write a song about Marines doing crosswords!
We may have a legitimate disagreement going here. I’d say that
Monday Puzzle and Montezuma
are both reasonable estimates of the little country with all the casinos
or else the comedy show that did a King Arthur putdown
Come now, everyone knows that Monte Carlo was the place that that guy was from who escaped from prison in the book, and Monty Python was a Billy Idol song.
No, you’re thinking of the woman who starred in The Munsters.
Everybody knows that
Yvonne De Carlo
is the guy in Gangs of New York and The Departed
Huh. I always thought Leonardo DiCaprio was a popular citrus-flavored version of a well-known gelatine dessert brand.
Please tell me you didn’t mean
Lemon Jello
because if you did, I have no idea where to try to take it next.
He couldn’t have meant that – I think he’s thinking of the guy who composed the opera “Pagliacci.”
That would be a little better because if he meant
Leoncavallo — which I always see as Lionhorse
then maybe he’s confused and was thinking of the old French guy with the bowtie and straw hat who sang about little girls and how Heaven should be thanked for them (did you ever think of him as a pervert/pedophile?)
Chevalier? Isn’t that a U.S. automaker?
That’s close but I bet you’re thinking of the big corn chip/potato chip conglomerate that’s big into snack foods.
My dear sir, how could you have forgotten that
Frito-Lay
was the woman who had a hit back in 1970 with Band of Gold?
Oh, yes, I know too well that you’re thinking that
Freda Payne
might be the answer, but she’s the artist that Salma Hayek went unibrow to play
Salma Hayek came up with 6.022 x 1023?
Don’t be silly. Avogadro is where the first atomic bomb was detonated.
Are you quite sure?
I thought an Alamogordo was one of those big reptiles that live in the bayous.
Not really. I was trained to believe that an
alligator
has replaced the generator as the main source of electical power in a car
Isn’t
alternator
a type of music? 
I believe what you’re thinking is a type of music, namely
alternative
is what people go to a tailor to have done