The title says it all. My vacation is now complete. I’m the Doper ambassador to Felch.
Felch, MI?
Yup, Felch, MI. And the neighboring communities of Felch Mountain and Ralph. I’ve been to them all.
So are the denizens called Felchers (I suppose they could be Felchees)?
:::high-fiving Athena:::
Thanks for taking on the job of Doper Ambassador to Felch. Pretty sorry when none of the actual Michigan Dopers will do it, eh? Not even Milossarian, and IIRC, he lives closest. :eek:
Is it true that instead of giving the key to the city, Felch gives distinguished guests gilded straws?
What? I go to Felch, and get only 5 responses? I thought the dopers would go wild with this subject.
Gilded straws… must ask the village elders about this one. I looked for T-Shirts, but no luck. Felchers is how they prefer to be referred to.
Did you go to Spread Eagle, WI? That’s pretty close.
Allow me to be embarrassed for my state. :o
I sure hope we don’t have a Merkin, MI. That’d just be the last straw…
This begs the question: did anyone there know what felching is?
Well, my brother lives near one of the most famous intersections in New York: the intersection of Seaman and Cummings.
MR
Well, Athena…if that’s even your real name…I bet you feel quite proud of yourself and very cultured, now that you have graced your presence upon our quaint culture here in Felch. I suppose now you will go home and attempt to one-up your friends with erudite factoids based on quasi first-hand knowledge of pasties and such?
Next time you decide to come slumming up here, perhaps you should know that Rear Admiral Maximus Felch was a war hero who saved the lives of many city folk like yourself, allowing you to be born and grow into a smug young lass poking fun at the names of those who are our pride, men who, like Admiral Felch, were reared up here the good old-fashioned way, and will harbor no truck with your phallacious indecent stabs at humor at the expense of our upstanding citizenry.
Think twice before again venturing up old 69 to leer at us out the windows of your Lexus, Athena, lest perhaps you wish to taste a bit more of the local “cuisine” than perhaps you’ve bargained for young lady. Your callous missive fails to amuse.
Blanche
Welcome Blanche Redwood!
Felch and Ralph?
Yeah, that’s about the correct order.
So Athena, when someone says “I’m going to Ralph”, do you look to see if they are headed for the bathroom or the car?