…and I read that Jesus was really born in the spring because of the “shephards watching over their flocks thing” and I didn’t want to be part of a lie so I am waiting until March to put them back up…
… and it’s too bright for Christmas lights in March anyway, what with all the flowers and sunshine and stuff anyway…
Robin
…and when the Alien Overlords show up and fly over the neighborhood shooting their 1920’s-style deathrays do I really want to draw anymore attention than I have to…
. . . they’re tasty!
…and they’ve been up since LAST Christmas anyway…hey, I wonder if the alien overlords would want the lights? Might brighten up that dull gray metallic ship of theirs…
…but I changed my mind yesterday and put them back up. You know. All the neighbors had 'em, and… well… I didn’t want to be different…
… and now my head is swimming because I’ve been watching the lights for the past 7 hours again…
…and I’m getting very angry…
…and this one time at bandcamp…
…I stuffed a string of Christmas lights up my…
…chimney with glee…
…cause I wanted to light Santa’s way…
…and used them to make a 1920’s style death-ray…