I tore my digital converter box to shreds.

Yes! Yes, someone who feels me and my rage at a stupid little black box of wires. I’m not mad at the machine anymore, but it really did feel good to destroy it. I ordered a new one of a different brand, which got good reviews on Amazon, that should ship today.

And if it crosses me…

testify!

Zombie goodness! So anyway, the new converter box is working smashingly – errr, well – in case anyone cares.

Excellent work MOL! This is the only reason I still own a sledghammer. I have a superstitious belief that it’s the only thing keeping my electronics in line, and that if they realized I had thrown it away they’d start acting up again.

I prefer the method of breaking the old one in the presence of the new one. Just as a warning, you know?

Bust a couple of nads in front of the new gear, it’ll learn 'em.

Ha. I broke an alarm clock a few years ago. The display went wonky and started flashing randomly. Very annoying. I made it dead.