Yes! The name “Skogcat” is finally free for me to use!
Can I be Halvsie, the Two-Legged Dog?
Now don’t forget to register your name at the official doper name change registration thread I started…I’ll hunt you up a linky-link in a sec unless someone who hasn’t pissed off the hamsters can…
Good Eve, then I can become I burning your [two legged] dog!
I’d change to something about being an electric outlet octopus, if my brain still retained the English. And if I wasn’t afraid that Mr. Sultana of Slash would agree.
Seems like it was pretty inevitable to me, too. Good idea, though. 
I like it, Ray.
Someone recently pointed out that my name was unspellable and I briefly considered changing it to Missing Coworker (since Cooler of Death was already taken). It would have been too much of a hassle though, what with the paperwork, safe deposit boxes, living will and so on.
And another thing…
How come nobody’s taken Onan the Barbarian yet?
Now, when you post, someone can follow with:
Ah, it’s 1920s Style Death Ray.
Missing Co-worker or Missing Cow-orker?
oh good, so I can still change my user name to:
What if “Lord of the Rings” was written by someone else?
Actuall, Lord of the Rings sounds like a cool user name. Of course, you might get in trouble with Sauron.
Whatever happened to Atomic Badger Racing?
Drink!
How about **Spawn of Satan Bread Slicer[/b[?
Has a nice Christmas-y feel to it.
Shit! Thought I Hit Preview!
Maybe not, but it would sure turn vanity searching into a suitcase full of baboon’s asses.
So who is changing their name to The Horror of Blimps?
Just be glad you didn’t choose “Death Ray”. You’ve saved yourself a bazillion zany questions regarding when you were built.
Just be glad you didn’t choose “Death Ray”. You’ve saved yourself a bazillion zany questions asking when you were built.