I used to be so stupid...

…that I believed my parents when they told me an oversized antropomorphic rabbit visited my house annually to deposit candy in my basket. A blatant manipulation of the irrational child’s mind, I say!

[/sarcastic rant]

Wait…you mean…no…

My life is ruined.

Someone hold me.

Dude, if I knew someone whose parents were “Putting candy in his basket”, I would call child services code-red-emergency fast.

Yup… This is one of the more pointless threads you’ve started, palve.

I expected better from a thegrimspectreofreddeath post in a thread with this title. I’m disappointed.