I want a robot monkey butler!

Or as they call them in the store, a Scooba. These are the new Roombas, this model actually scrubs and mops for you. They are pretty pricey at between 350 and 400 bucks. However, I cast a longing eye. I was wondering if any Dopers had one, and your thoughts in general. (‘Get off your lazy tuchas and mop your own floor’ had already occured to me.)

Misread as: I want robot monkey butter!

What for? Hot robot monkey luvin’, I suppose…

I got yer Robot Monkey Butler! RIGHT HERE, BABY!!

An he can bring it, too!

And that’s why it’s so important to check woot.com every day. The Scooba was Monday’s Woot – $229.99 plus $5 shipping.
And, as is always the case, make sure to listen to the podcast.

I want one too, but how to I prevent it from trying to seduce me and then killing me when I spurn it’s robot monkey advances? I’ve watched enough TV to know that is the eventual outcome of owning something like that, so I say NO to robotic cleaners! :smiley: