Did the hamsters eat your post or is the title it?
I’d like free electricity too but it ain’t gonna happen unless you count getting struck by lightning as free.
[Stands next to a metal pole with a car battery]
“Hey Og! I bet you can’t smite me! Bet you a gazillion bucks you can’t little old me with a thunderbolt!”
[Waits]
And here I was expecting another inquiring regarding placing a coil of wire under the high-voltage lines…
Shucks. I was expecting a diatribe about all of that enslaved electricity.