I want free electricity dammit!

Did the hamsters eat your post or is the title it?

I’d like free electricity too but it ain’t gonna happen unless you count getting struck by lightning as free.

[Stands next to a metal pole with a car battery]

“Hey Og! I bet you can’t smite me! Bet you a gazillion bucks you can’t little old me with a thunderbolt!”


And here I was expecting another inquiring regarding placing a coil of wire under the high-voltage lines…

Shucks. I was expecting a diatribe about all of that enslaved electricity.