One has to wonder, how many “packages” had to be touched for you had this epiphany?
Obviously, for you to know that you reaaaallllly don’t like touching “packages,” you must have touched some packages at some point. That’s how you learn that you don’t like something. So… 5? 10? More?
We’ll need to put that down on the toaster-oven form, see.
I don’t even understand how a discussion of sexy firefighters went off on a tangent about touching their packages … oh wait, nevermind.
Could we just say one too many and leave it at that?
Hell, no. Was it 1 = 1 too many? Or (y) + 1 = 1 too many? (y being any number greater than 0)
[wet blanket]Meh, I’ve tussled with bigger than that in my day.[/wet blanket]
:: shrugs ::
[but, still]Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Baby. JAYZUS![/but, still]
:: swoons ::
And can a guy get just one–just ONE–decent full-on ass shot?! Yeah, yeah, I know–maybe he makes up for in front what he lacks in back. I’m kinda built that way myself (and since I don’t look ANYTHING like dude, y’all’ll thank me for not providing any personal links), but still, the lack of an ass shot’s gonna seriously fuck with today’s regularly-scheduled wet dream. :mad:
You just answered your own question. Truly Heroic + Really Fit=Sexy
Actually, I don’t think so. Coast guard guys risk their lives, saving people, and they’re damn fit too. One could argue in favor of cops and soldiers, but then, they take lives.
Ambulance drivers, rescue divers.
there are not a lot of heroic jobs out there, needing fit guys to perform them, but there are sure more than just firefighters.
Cops and soldiers are also quite often the objects of unbridled lust. Plus they wear uniforms, which is a plus.
Cops and soldiers are heroes of the same caliber at least. I used to fee bad about beating the crap out of assholes. Killing John Q. Public cant be easy.