I want one, to go with my 1920's Style Death Ray

In My Humble Opinion
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Ah.

The classic styling of the Mysterious Doctor Satan’s work in Robotics.

http://www.gausswerks.com/img/r005b.jpg

http://www.the-robotman.com/img/phto/phto_pgs/rm_mds.html

And I want one.

I want one, to crush the steeley-eyed, lantern-jawed hero.

I want one, to carry off the Professor’s Beautiful Daughter, so I can use my Hypno-Beam, or Shrink-Ray, or Instant Fossilization Gas on her.

I want one, to fend off Zorgo, my Gorilla With The Transplanted Brain Of A Cost Accountant™.

I want one, to wield a Crackling Electro-Rifle.

I want one, to begin my Reign Of Terror.

I want one, to go pick up my Carry-Out Pizzas.
What other Mad Scientist Gear do you want?

Photo links, please.

2

Was that Perry Mason beside that robut?
Me, I’ll take the Smell-O-Vision 'scope that Dr. Farnsworth invented. Not a weapon, but useful in decting garbage balls! :stuck_out_tongue:

3

No no, that was Dr Satan.
And, personally, I favor Farnsworth’s Doomsday Device # 3.

4

I beg your pardon, but that is in fact the Mysterious Doctor Satin.
He is much smoother and more lustrous than the Satan guy. Also he has to sit down very carefully lest he slide right off the chair.

I’ve wanted one of these for years:
http://www.drkarlosi.com/brain.html

Green light would be preferable to red, though.

5

Well, few things can tell the world you’re serious better than a good old fashioned Victorean Ray Gun.

6

While aiming your death ray, you’ll want to park your evil ass in the Villian Chair

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And, of course, I will need to dress sharp!

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that’s good for the staff, but you’ll need to stand out a little.

and of course, you’ll want to accessorize.

9

Does a Frank Reade, Jr., Victorian airship count (even though Reade is one of the Good Guys™)?

10

Yes!

Airships, helicarriers, zeppelins & Blimps O’ Doom are always in fashion!

11

If used to bomb your enemies, you betcha!

12

Wasn’t there a website with a whole catalog of supervillain equipment (purportedly) for sale? Seem to remember it being linked in a thread here a few years ago.

13

I got nuttin’ – but I sure do like ya’ll’s syle!

14

That guy looks so familiar.

I’ve got it!! Also, As seen in “Captain Proton”

15

Your Google-Fu is strong, Lumpy-san.

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Why have one, when you can have a Fleet of Airships ? And don’t forget the monstrous, semi-human minions ! And some orbital cannons, if I need to reach space. A somewhat later model Death Ray than 1920 !

Then there’s competitive mad scientist laughter ! Conquering robot armies ! Bloodcurdling threats ! And of course, what could be better for a Mad Scientist than a girlfriend who’s also a Mad Scientist !

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Ahhh, you can HAVE your ol’ tin can of a robot, Bosda.

Me, I’m gonna get me a robot that when it terrorizes you, you are gonna KNOW that you have been terrorized by my robot.

Witness the hideous iron claws and horrific robotic mug from The Phantom Creeps!

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Of course, a good evil mad scientist, however well-equipped, should never forget the Evil Overlord Rules!

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Where’s the buttons on that thing? If I’m going to have a fancy chair, it’d better have buttons to open a trap door to drop Bond into a tank filled with sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads!

And every supervillian needs a car to ride around in.

20

Pffft!

It looks like my Cousin, Wesley, at age 12.

Or a metallic Bobby Hill.