My wife can cuss with the best of them. She’s also given me the finger a time or two, and she’s all woman.
What do you mean by cussing? A woman who talks dirty is hawt. And what do you man by giving you the finger?
She can flip someone off and get her son shot
She can dress inappropriately and look really hot
She can accuse you of rape and cuss like a sailor
She can talk to the cops after you try to nail her
Blame it all on yourself cause she’s always a woman mom to me
Where does blow job fall on the womanly/unwomanly scale exactly? And why?
Was that the “womanly” list or the “unwomanly” list?
I was going to say how much I liked this song and then I remembered you’re a police officer and I shouldn’t talk to you without a lawyer. As soon as Lionel Hutz gets here, I’ll give you a call.
Man dad, that was beautiful.

So, if the guy who fired the shot is questioned by the police, what should he tell them?
That he was in fear for his life and he was just standing his ground.
@Little_Nemo Keep coming up with genius lyrics like that and you’ll be dubbed “Weird Little_Nemo”!
At the grocery store, last week, a lady who was paying no attention ran over my foot with her shopping cart. Because I was wearing flip-flops it hurt like heck.
Now tell me: should I have followed her out to the parking lot and beaten her brains in with a baseball bat ?
Because that’s what you sound like when you blame the victims in these stories.
Totally different, man.
Some women are trash (just like some men are) and we no longer call them out for it.
This is unfortunate.
Yep. He’s definitely getting plonked. Nice when they make it this obvious from the start; it saves all sorts of time.
But, um, aren’t you doing just that?
I’m mean your bigger complaints are asinine and ridiculous, but no one is “censoring you” from speaking your mind.
It’s not our fault your thoughts are foolish.

Some women are trash (just like some men are) and we no longer call them out for it.
Fair point, and we should fix that immediately.
KennyT, you’re sexist trash.
So, Miller, I have a question. The tag by your name says “Sith Mod” and as I recall from the Star Wars universe, the Sith follow the dark side. However, you seem to have no patience for bigots, you call out sexist trash when you see it, as a mod you enforce the rules - you act like one of the good guys. How do you resolve this cognitive dissonance within yourself? Are you constantly torn between the opposing sides of the force? Are you the pinnacle of force evolution and you can control both sides?
Also, would a bald Jedi say, “Try or try not. There is no do.”?
Let me guess, you’re single, right?
Yes, but it’s not his fault.
/s in case you need it.
From digging a little hole to a Project Plowshare level of excavation…
So curious. If the OP kept the sexist trolling out of the post would it have found some agreement?
Say this was a dad with a MAGA hat who got into genitalia swinging contest with another man while with his kid? If the op in that case said most of the blame was on the shooter but a father should be aware that getting into a road rage altercation is taking on a risk of harm, not just to himself, that subjecting your child to that risk is reckless, and that he should keep his toxic masculinity in his pants at least while parenting? That he is not blameless for the tragic outcome.
FWIW and a bit of an aside, this is not blaming the victim. The victim is the kid, not the parent who engaged in aggressive maybe even bullying behaviors to an unknown person.