I want to see the next page, dammit!

What the fuck is with the hampster? I’ve read several threads today, and each time I try to get to the second page, I get the error message.

What the hell, do I need to utilize my secret clique code to get there, or did they change it again?

Run faster, you little fucker!

The hampster is tried. Wait till the hamster takes over - things will speed up then.

He must be tired from carrying the extra P. However, when I have extra P, I tend to move a lot faster.

“hampster” is the accepted SDMB method of spelling the name of that lazy, rotten little creature that takes too many smoke breaks.

I shoulda fucking knew it. I made a typo in my post making fun of your typo.

Fuck the hamsters - let’s get a pack of dogs in there.

Why is it called a hampster?

If the Reader didn’t give you bathroom breaks, you’d be holding your p too!

It’s not a typo! It’s a “cow-worker, gotcha-ya” thing!

I thought it was a hamster whose name was Hampster.

It’s a reference to the Hampster Dance, isn’t it?

I hear they hail from Concord, New Hampster.

You know, we should start a grass-roots campaign to get the alternative spelling into the dictionary. That would make a funny story.

I have a funny story.

oh wait, no I don’t

Not only do I spell it “hampster,” I pronounce it that way, too.

That’s known as Gaudere’s Law, or at least a corollary of it.