I was trying to open my Hotmail about 10 minutes ago, and it kept giving me “busy” errors, then all of a sudden, instead of an error or my inbox, it gave me this: (sorry about any formatting problems, I tried to fix as many as I could)
Nascido na antiga Capadócia (Turquia)… mudou-se para a Palestina após a morte de seu pai… chamava-se Jorge… nascido no século III DC… entrou para o exercito romano e devido à sua dedicação e habilidade recebeu das mãos do imperador Diocleciano o título de conde… passando então a residir em Roma… tinha então 23 anos… e exercia altas funções… Diocleciano decidiu matar todos os cristãos… no dia do decreto imperial… Jorge se rebelou…
declarou falsos todos os deuses romanos… essa declaração deixou atônitos os senadores…
Jorge defendia Jesus Cristo como salvador dos homens… declarou-se servo do redentor Jesus Cristo…Para fazê-lo desistir da fé… foi torturado de todos os modos… mas Jorge sempre declarando… “Eu sou servo de um Deus vivo ! Somente a Ele eu temerei e adorarei”… acabou sendo degolado no dia 23 de abril de 303… A devoção a São Jorge espalhou-se no mundo…oriente e ocidente… o santo guerreiro tornou-se padroeiro da Inglaterra… Portugal… Lituânia… e Geórgia em suas lendas… travou terríveis batalhas com Satanás… sendo a mais conhecida… aquele onde ele em seu cavalo branco… vence o grande dragão…
Eu andarei vestido e armado com as armas de São Jorge para que meus inimigos, tendo pés não me alcancem, tendo mãos não me peguem, tendo olhos não me vejam, e nem em pensamentos eles possam me fazer mal. Armas de fogo o meu corpo não alcançarão, facas e lanças se quebrem sem o meu corpo tocar, cordas e correntes se arrebentem sem o meu corpo amarrar. Jesus Cristo, me proteja e me defenda com o poder de sua santa e divina graça, Virgem de Nazaré, me cubra com o seu manto sagrado e divino, protegendo-me em todas as minhas dores e aflições, e Deus, com sua divina misericórdia e grande poder, seja meu defensor contra as maldades e perseguições dos meu inimigos. Glorioso São Jorge, em nome de Deus, estenda-me o seu escudo e as suas poderosas armas, defendendo-me com a sua força e com a sua grandeza, e que debaixo das patas de seu fiel ginete meus inimigos fiquem humildes e submissos a vós. Assim seja com o poder de Deus, de Jesus e da falange do Divino Espírito Santo.
São Jorge rogai por nós
Which, according to Babelfish, is Portuguese for:
Been born in the old Capadócia (Turkey)… the death of its father was changed after for Palestine… born Jorge… in century III DC called itself… he entered for I exercise it Roman and due to its devotion and ability he received from the hands of emperor Diocleciano the heading of conde… passing then to inhabit in Rome… he had then 23 years… and he exerted high functions… Diocleciano decided to kill all the Christians… in the day of the imperial decree… Jorge if rebelled… deuses declared false all Roman… this declaration left astonished the senators… Jorge defended Jesus Christ as saving of the men… Jesus declared itself in service of the redentor Christ… To make to give up it the faith… he was tortured of all the ways… but Jorge always declaring… "I am in service of an alive God! It I will fear and only adore "… he finished being beheaded in day 23 of April of 303… The devotion Is Jorge was spread in the world… east and ocidente… the warlike saint became padroeiro of England… Portugal… Lituânia… and Geórgia in its legends… it stopped terrible battles with the Satan… being the most known… that one where it in its white horse… it wins the great dragon… I will walk dress and armed with the weapons of They are Jorge so that my enemies, having feet do not reach me, having hands do not catch me, having eyes they do not see me, and nor in thoughts they can make me badly. Firearms my body will not reach, knives and spears if they break without my body to touch, ropes and chains if they arrebentem without my body to moor. Jesus Christ, protects me and he defends me with the power of its saint and divine favour, Virgin of Nazaré, he covers me with its sacred mantle and the holy ghost, protecting me in all my pains and afflictions, and God, with its divine mercy and great power, either my defender against the badnesses and persecutions of my enemies. Glorious They are Jorge, on behalf of God, extends to me to its shield and its powerful weapons, defending me with its force and its largeness, and that underneath of the legs of its faithful rider my enemies are humble and submissos you. Thus either with the power of God, Jesus and the phalanx of the Espirito Santo The holy ghost. They are Jorge you supplicate for us!
Here’s a couple pics of what it looked like, it had a bunch of pictures in it but none of them loaded:
Picture 1
Picture 2
What the heck was this doing on Hotmail? You can see the URL at the top of both screenshots, I don’t think I was redirected to another site.
I’ve tried saving the page but it won’t let me…
know what I like most about screenshots? You can see what that person has been doing.
Our EX-engineer put together this report on the elasiticity of teflon or something and he included screenshots and in the taskbar there were all kinds of weird sites, some of them highly questionable.
He then sent the report to all our international vendors.
Oops.