As mentioned earlier, my grandparents lived on a farm in SW Kansas. Up to the age of 13, when I rebelled, I was forced twice a year to get in an automobile with my parents and three siblings and drive the width of southern Kansas to visit the grandparents. Here is an overview of those trips:
Vehicle: A 2-door sedan. No air conditioning. No seat belts. Comfortably seats 4.
Persons in vehicle: Six (2 adults, 4 children).
Departure Time: About 4 a.m. Dad would get in the car and wait impatiently in the darkness while Mom frantically tried to get 4 children up and travel-worthy, gather up everything needed for the trip, and ensure that the house would be safe during our absence. Once in awhile Dad would honk the horn to remind Mom how much she was annoying him with her dilly-dallying.
Travel time: Endless.
Entertainment: Argue about who got to sit where. Argue about who had been sitting in the good spot for an unfair amount of time. Draw imaginary lines in the car seats to mark one’s territory; scream and hit when line was crossed.
Number of times parents threatened to pull over and leave children by side of road: Approximately 50.
Actual number of stops made by Dad for any reason other than car failure: 0.
Life on the farm: Life is pretty no-nonsense on the farm. The opinions of children are neither solicited nor welcomed.
As a female, I was expected to participate in the endless ritual of feeding the men. I was forcibly drug out of bed at 4 a.m. to begin preparing the enormous breakfast which would be served at 6. I didn’t get to go back to bed after breakfast, oh no. I had to help with clearing the table and washing dishes. This was a huge task, which extended until it was time to start preparing the enormous lunch (usually fried chicken). Lunch (actually it was called “dinner”) cleanup ran onto “supper” preparation. After supper cleanup, it was bedtime.
While the females toiled in the kitchen, the men and boys were just hanging out, as far as I could tell; occasionally they all got in the pickup and disappeared for awhile.
Sometimes the children (including me) got to ride the horse, which was totally cool. Sometimes we got to drive the tractor. At about age 8, one was considered to be capable of driving a tractor unsupervised. Several times I came close to overturning the tractor upon myself. There is a strong Darwinian aspect to farm life.
The most fun was when I was able to sneak away with my brothers and cousins. We’d get a can of gasoline from the shed and roam the property, seeking out the huge ant mounds that flourished in the arid fields. Find a good ant hill, pour a gallon of gas down it, drop a match, and WHOOOOOOOOOM! Very satisfying, but ultimately not enough to make a country girl out of me.