I was never a member of the Nazi party, I was just filling orders.

Baker’s cakes leave a Nazi taste

*Pastry chef Manfred Klaschka told ORF public television: “If someone orders it, I make it. I don’t really think about it. Basically, it doesn’t interest me what the customers do with the cakes. I have to make a living.”

In a separate interview with the daily Oesterreich, Klaschka insisted he was no Nazi. “If someone wanted a Gaddafi cake, I’d bake it for them,” he told the newspaper.
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Once again the Nuremberg defense fails.

Klaschka isn’t quite as blameless as he’s claiming. The article points out that the complaint was over a catalog the bakery had which was offering nazi-themed cake designs. So it was not just Klaschka accepting requests from his customers - he was soliciting those requests.

Nazi cake, nazi-cake, baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as deadly as you can;
prick it and mark it with Zyklon B,
Put it in the oven with baby and me
I am probably going to hell for that, but seriously Nazi cakes?

That’s for dessert. For breakfast you have Nietzsche Flakes, the Uberbreakfast.

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“Ask about our special treatment!”

I saw that the bakery is called Tortendesign. Perhaps Tortenkopf would work better.

But the fact that the bakery specifically offers nazi designs in a catalog is the damning fact. The cries of, “Just fulfilling our customers wishes” doesn’t hold up against that fact.

So for lunch would that be roast beef and kraut on a Kaiser roll?

No you don’t – you have Carl (Karl?) Reiner’s Sugar Frosted Nazis

(even more obscure reference. I couldn’t find it on YouTube, but he even had a song for the cereal)