Insprired by the wanker hobbyist thread, and specifically by this post on part-time soldiers.
I want to fill my home with “tactical” stuff. I see I can get tactical flashlights, and I’m sure I can get endless loads of weapons and and equipment webbing.
Surely there must be other stuff? A tactical PC, or coffee table? Can I get a tactical couch?
Help me out here. What would my tactical home look like?
I saw a toddler in camo being carried at the zoo Saturday.
I wonder how his parents would find him if they put him down.
A lightweight throwing couch?
I have tactical juggling balls, but they’re one of a kind. They’re excellent for juggling while on maneuvers.
We have Tactical Servers here. Basically a 19" rack about 19" high with a camo steel case and front/back lids. These days with 1U blade servers, you can have a heck of a lot of compute power in one of these.
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Well, hit the anvil case webpage and look at MACC, military applications. They have a case that turns into a desk, and at one time it seemed like I was moving so dang often I was seriously temptd to get that as it would also store my computer gear for transport, and if you watch the old 30s movies, you see steamer trunks that open up and have a section for hanging clothes and a section of drawers… I figured I could get 2 of those, the MACc computer desk, another MACC looking case fitted out to hold my other consumer electrics [a couple of tvs, a vcr a cd/tape deck and some other small things] a macc case fitted to hold all my dishes/cookware and one for books [i figured out how it could fold and unfold in quarters to be a nice sized book case] and get the wheel options it would be a snap to move.
Add the camo look web furniture from http://www.cabelas.com/ or some other camping supply, and I HIGHLY recommend the aluminum cot that holds 600 lbs - NO wobble! you can have very portable tactical furnishings=)
I’m a little late, I guess, but there is this. You might wind up on the floor though, if you try to lie down.
And this
I would say “you’re welcome”, but tac guys just grunt.
Unghh
mangeorge
Camo christmas stocking!
My tummy hurts!
mangeorge
This thread reminds me of an ex-boyfriend of my sister’s, the sort of twit who would boast without being asked that if six men jumped on him down a dark alley at night he’d be able to fight them all off because he knows how to handle himself.
He claimed he’d be able to live in our back garden for a week without us noticing. Good luck with that kiddo, it’s a ten foot square pocket handkerchief.
To contribute, maybe you could have a camo shower curtain? Or you could use a Swiss army knife for all your beer bottle opening needs?
Yeah but see, that’s a smart move. The Tigers will never see him.
You need a tactical rug. It really ties the whole room together.
I think if you take that tac rug (that’s what we call 'em in the underground) to the proper American Indian shaman, he can bless it so it’ll make you invisible, and it’ll stop bullets and spears and stuff like that.
You gotta wrap it around you.
I present: the tactical PDA. Make a phone call, update your spreadsheet, and scan barcodes at the warehouse while evading small-arms fire, dropping the unit five feet to concrete, and zig-zagging through a misty drizzle.
(Disclaimer: I work for these guys.)
There’s no such thing as a 1U blade server (even if it is a tactical one.)
Personally, I don’t go anywhere without my elite tactical blood type identification badges. I collected all eight, but some idiot I know says I’m “missing the point.” Pfft.
For all your “They made a tactical WHAT?” needs: GEAR ZONE PRODUCTS
I laid my tactical rug over my nightingale floor, which I had put in by a combat geomancer who was former Israeli Special Forces: no fucking ninjas are getting past my tactical feng shui.
Here is a Mil spec Laptop
The fellow that came out to re-align my DTV internet dish was using something like that on a ladder.
He droped it. From about 10 feet onto my deck. While it was running.
:eek:
Didn’t phase him or it a bit. I guess he has done it before. With a sigh, he climbed down the ladder, picked up the lap top and climbed back up.
Actually, there are tactical rugs, blankets, valanaces, pillow shams and tissue box covers, but if I told you where to get them, I would literally have to kill you.
Oh yes, I do love my CF-29. It’s teh tuffest.