A spacefaring race of humanoid cyborgs with an unknown origin, armed with a curious patchwork of technologies. Their spacecraft are highly distinctive: huge geometric structures, capable of travel across enormous distances at unheard-of speeds. They surgically augment their bodies with prosthetic structures. A mysterious mental link binds them together, nurtured by particles in their blood. They have been observed to disintegrate completely when killed. They claim to have existed for thousands of centuries.
Long, long ago.
A force binds them together.
Human-Cyborg Relations!
The Borg are Jedi. Obviously they can’t be Sith because Borg energy is green and Sith energy is purple. But then Jedi ghosts are blue. HOWEVER blue is right between green and purple on the light spectrum, so maybe artificial Jedi are green. That’s how it happened, you see? Artificial blood particles to harness the Force, an experiment gone hideously awry. A Galactic tragedy documented in Episodes VII through IX, much like the episode I’m having right now. A philosophy twisted beyond all recognition, from an energy that binds all life, to a directive that all life must be assimilated. The Force WILL be with you. Resistance is futile.
Exactly! When the daughter of a Jedi is captured, what is the proper course of action? Obviously, dress her in seductive metallic garments immediately. When a female Borg drone is captured, what is the first order of business? * A seductive metallic garment.* It all fits together so perfectly! Different times, different galaxies, but the same truths still apply.