I was wrong, it DOES get worse

Q: Why can’t gangs of red wolves enter India from the north?

A: Because there are no red wolves in that northern region. Every Pakistan.


Joe: This rooster here I brought back from India actually produces his own eggs.

Moe: That’s nonsense. Roosters are male!

Joe: Maybe so, but Himalaya.


Don’t let all the naysayers keep you from enjoying this thread.

Curry on!

It was so wrong. So very wrong.

groans Oh god that was bad…

teach me to pun like you … I have no apparant punning talents pout

Don’t you mean:
“It was sarong…”

Did you hear?

MTV hired a new video-jockey of Indian descent. He had previously established himself as quite a skilled golfer; unfortunately, his vocal talents were not “on par” with his golf game.
He was fired because nobody could stand to hear the Vijay Singh.

I know you’re out there, I can hear you breathing! But seriously, folks…