I Will Be Front and Center at Reagan's Funeral

I just got a call, and am packing and driving to D.C. tonight. I will be on a t.v. crew broadcasting President Reagan’s Funeral.

It’s history, but I am extremely scared of being in that place, at that time tomorrow. It’s a magnet for violence. I’ve already been cleared before to work at the White House, so clearing me for this was fairly straightforward. I’ll have my Passport, Company ID, Drivers’ License and EMT card. Can you say pucker factor? :eek:

Anyone else planning on attending?

Cartooniverse

Wow. I was wondering if any of our own were going to be in on this…

This is probably a better idea than getting Iampunha to run naked through the procession…

Congratulations, good luck, and try not to drop anything.

If I learned anything from my grandfather’s funeral…just please please remember to TURN OFF YOUR CELLPHONE

Sounds like this will be a memorable week for you.

. . . Rather ungentlemanly of you to shove Nancy outta the way!

Okay, so I know I’m brash, young and stupid, but I’d hope I’m not that stupid!

Which news will you be doing? I’d like to tune in and watch you work.

How long will you be in town?

I wouldn’t worry too much. Believe me, if I was a radical Islamic lunatic, I could think of lots better things to blow up than a wooden box with a dead guy in it surrounded by U.S. Marines.

Marines shoot BACK. :smiley:

Well, he’s nervous, so whichever one has the shakey, jiggly pictures. :wink:

I see, so it’s the NakedNews webcast, then?

That’s awesome, Cartooniverse! You will, indeed, be filming history. You are a very lucky man.

I wouldn’t worry about your safety. I would imagine that security in DC tomorrow will be tighter than a drum.

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I am extremely scared of being in that place, at that time tomorrow. It’s a magnet for violence.

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Like Wang-Ka and Ruby said, with all that security, you’ll be very, very safe.

Nope. I’m local, so I certainly could. And it’s not about Reagan; it’s just that I can’t think of a single person I know of through the media, rather than knowing personally, whose funeral I’d want to attend.

I will absolutely be avoiding DC - I hate going into that city under normal circumstances. Going today would be madness…

How cool is it that you are actually covering a part of history? However, it is just another funeral and probably will be a long winded one. Might want to bring a beach ball to toss into the crowd.

If you weren’t scared, then that would be cause for worry. Facing your fear on trembling legs and going through with the plans is one of the most courageous things you can do.

Frankly, I would be more worried about finding a parking spot, deoderant failure, or if there were enough TP in the john. Don’t sweat the big things that are beyond your control.

I fully expect to see, in the middle of the Eulogy, your hand go before the camera making a little rabbitt foo-foo image. Dopers demand it.

We’ll send you a cake in prison. :slight_smile:

Tee hee. I love you all…

I am off, and shall post a full and appropriate offering in here when I return to New Yawk.

I can’t flee without this, however.

eve? I weight 240 lbs. Suffice to say I was three times the lady in red that she will ever be !!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Cartooniverse

It didn’t feel like a funeral to me, it felt like a public protest with some limo’s and two hearses driving by. ( Yes. Two. They have a second empy one in the motorcade in case the first one breaks down. )

I was at the corner of Massachusettes and Wisconsin. We were told to be on the Northwest corner. There is a small island there, a triangle. We show up, we start setting up the camera crane. I was there to assist the crane Op, not to operate a camera this time. There is a white van on the very spot where we are supposed to set up the crane. This van has …protuberances. It had a large protuberance up on the top. Stuff I had never seen in my life before. Evil lookin’ stuff. No markings. Our Producer who was apparently new to the industry as of Friday ( judging by his appalingly immature and inappropriate behavior throughout the day ) had his first of many hissy fits upon seeing this van. " Hey, Toons, go and tell those guys to move, we have to set up the crane there." Um, yeahright. I said, " They’re Military, I’m not knocking on that door". He went and knocked, and was greeted with a young extremely serious looking fellow who got out and explained- ONLY ONCE- that the van was not going to move, and not to be disturbed again. It was a Chemical Warfare Monitoring vehicle. :eek:

Said :wally of a Producer then huffed around for a while , and we found another place to be. On the Wisconsin side of this triangle, about 10 feet from a public-bus sized vehicle that was D.C.'s Emergency Mobile Command Center. All well and good, I checked with a cop who had exited it, he said yeah we could set up near him, and we went to work. Built the crane. Got a picture going. There was a lone couple on the park bench there in the triangle, watching us set up and talking to us. They’d left 5 hours before from North Carolina, to witness the funeral. Very nice people, we kept 'em nearby all day.

After we were set up, a police car pulls up, and we see that it’s filled with white shirts, gold stars and braid. A man quietly says to me, " You cannot be here, you have to move this thing right now". I said, Okey ! The :wally Producer was insistent that we had a permit from Capt. Whatevahwhatevah to be there, and he didn’t want to move. Meanwhile, my partner and I are talking about where to go, how to break apart the gear to move it quickly. The crane had 400 lbs of weights, and we had to remove those, remove the camera, and roll the crane diagonally across a very busy intersection to the catty-corner sidewalk and corner area. The Man In Stars And Braids said he’d bring in a pile of cops and traffic cops to help us. Good to his word, 6 or 7 traffic cops materialized a few moments later. They froze all traffic coming into the intersection, we rolled the freakin’ crane off the sidewalk and across the street, and re-situated ourselves.

It was drizzling on and off all day. The streets were empty and cleaned but the sidewalks were filled with people coming to pay respects by seeing the hearse and family drive by. There were also some very odd protesters. I am not sure what their agenda was, but their signs and behaviors sufficiently agitated the crowd on MY corner that all day it was a yelling battle back and forth. A line of cops stood before the protesters ( who were standing on the corner that is the far corner physically from the National Cathedral, but across the property from that building, they were right in front of the sign that reads National Cathedral. I was across Mass Avenue from them ). Two of the protestors had American flags with them, and were dragging them in the street or standing on parts of them as they held up their signs.

They surely acheived their goal. Few people if any within my earshot were talking about Reagan, everyone was involved in the situation with the protestors. There were a fair number of plainclothes cops in and around the crane area as well. I had to keep people from standing under where the crane would proscribe an arc, and so I would shoo them off in a polite way. At one point I said to a man who had walked right up to the curb, standing right under this crane, " Sir I need to ask you to step over behind this line, for your own safety. There is a crane just over your head, okay, so please move over here now". He turned and very quietlys aid, " I’ll move when I am finished seeing what I need to see". So, I let him stay… plainclothes cop. :rolleyes: Between the uniformed officers and the plainclothes officers, nothing much happened in terms of scuffles but there was an awful lot of angry shouting back and forth. Made for an interesting day. Ahhh, the 1st Amendment. ( How did I know with such surety who was undercover? I pegged one who had ID around his neck, and saw him talking to others, then when I headed to the van at one point, they were all hanging around their car, behind mine. They also never smiled till after the job was done. )

Even were I not working for a network at the moment, I wouldn’t have said anything when some people were talking in glowing terms about Reagan. I’m there, it’s his funeral. It’d never occur to me to share my ** highly negative ** personal feelings in that venue with mourners. ( My personal feelings weren’t appropriate ANYWAY since I was there in a professional capacity ).

We worked till midnight, by moving over to the new WWII Memorial on the Mall and offering shots for the funeral broadcast during Friday evening.

It was a long wet dreary day. I hope his wife and family can withdraw into some privacy and mourn as they see fit, now that The Show is over.

Cartooniverse

:smiley: Sorry to disappoint you there, Shirley. No rabbit feet. I did grin into the lens at one point after wiping the rain drops from it with a special chamois, but nobody outside the NY Control Room saw me… No beach balls, but I did buy the T-Shirt !! We parked with impugnity, since we were with A.B.C. and were behind our MicroWave truck. Nobody said boo. I won’t wreck people’s breakfasts by describing my B.O. situation. 12 hours in a drizzle, sweating and working, clad in layers of clothing. You do the mental imaging. Eech. This was such an appalling personal record that I feel compelled- urgently, might I add- to share it here. Since you asked, Shirley, I did not get to pee for ** eleven solid hours**. New record.

You rats’ll never catch me !! There ain’t a John Law smart enough !! Yeah ! That’s it !! You dirty rats !!!

I will upload the photo of the odd protesters I mentioned, and link into here later on tdoay. The wording on the protest signs are upsetting and to a degree foulmouthed.

I was thinking about you that drizzly day, and I was/am bummed that we didn’t have a chance to meet while you were so close. No doubt, it would have been a high point of your life! :smiley:

Were these the protesters with the “Reagan in Hell” signs? “Protesting” at his funeral seemed terribly pointless and tacky to me.

Yes, they were.