I wish conservatives would stop saying the media has a liberal bias

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Not saying “10 items or fewer.”

Oh, beware the other head of Grammar! It bites!*

*50 geek points for the reference.

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No, it depends upon the joke you’re actually making.

43

Right. So I actually don’t understand your joke.

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No, you just think there’s only one way to express it.