Am I the only one who caught the MP reference in the title? Or used it to develop the assumption that it might be a joke?
…Quite a disappointment actually. I was really hoping that it was an actual, real live complaint so I could hijack it w/ directions to the Complaint Dept. :rolleyes
curses!, foiled again…
When oh when will I get to be the first to make a MP allusion to a thread?!
Not fearful chickenshit, rather penny-ante, trite, worthless chickenshit.
Just do better next time, m’kay?
When you start living here. 
MP? Huh?
Military Police?
You want to complain? Look at the shoes. Three weeks old and already the heels have worn right through!
You want to complain? Look at this overcoat. Only a month old and the hems all worn out!
You want to complain? I’m stuck here in this office and it’s a fine summer day outside!
Somebody had to do it, and I’m glad it was me!
(And yes, I read about three lines of that drivel before scooting down to the “post reply” to beat everyone else to the Python’s punch!)
sticks head in and then wanders out into the hall
Hey, anyone want s’mores?
Monty Python.
A direct quote of The Dead Parrot Sketch in the subject line would have been “I wish to register a complaint…” IIRC.
Thanks, scribe. I’ve seem a couple of Monty Python movies. Must have missed the one with that sketch.
The thing about jokes, see, is that they’re FUNNY. Anyway, the Pit ain’t the place for jokes or games, as I’ve said before. I swear, I’m gonna tattoo this statement BACKWARDS on the forehead of every Pit poster, just so that y’all will be reminded of it.
Lynn
Queen of the Pit