I won the Powerball!!!!!

Yeah, that’s a weird thing about the prize structure if you look at it. There are two circumstances where matches with different odds get the same prize. I dunno why.

Hookers and blow; hookers and blow.

Someone started a Powerball pool at work yesterday.

We won $24.

That’s $2.66 for each of us.

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This is why I like the NY Lotto. Two plays for a dollar and a reasonable enough jackpot. I’d be thrilled to hit the $9 million or so it’s currently up to.

Meh, getting a bit old for all that, let’s forget the blow.

Now if you’ll excuse me there’s some dude an hour and a half south of here who really needs to hire a competent personal assistant…

We won the lottery, we won the lottery!
Of course it’s the race entry lottery, with odds of almost 4 out of 5, which gives me the privilege to pay money to join tens of thousands of other people in running, but a win’s a win, right?