I wonder ...? (This is a thread game)

I wonder how many years I’ve been on the Dope? It’s my Doperversary.

…I want real pie, now!

Your profile says you joined in 2017. Happy Doperversary!

I wonder what gifts you rate at five years ?

y’all send your gifts to me at P.O. box 1, Dump Truck,AR

I wonder if Beck really thinks people will send her gifts

I wonder if a 5th Doperversary is like a 5th wedding anniversary, ie WOOD

What kind of Christmastime is Paul McCartney having?

Has it been that long? I think I was the first person to welcome you to the Dope, Beck. I believe it was a Saturday night… [image gets wavy, sound gets muddy, memory gets sparse].

I wonder how profitable Sears would be if they had kept their catalog business and embraced the internet.

I wonder. Seems like @wolfpup chewed me before you.

I always thought you were funny and you kinda think sideways

I wonder how many anniversary greetings you’ll get, Beck.

Anyway, here’s another one. Glad that you joined us, and I’m looking forward to many more of your posts!

I wonder if John or Yoko wrote “So this is Christmas”?

thank you, Spoons

Oh, I’m sure it was John. Yoko’s music was… different; “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” is pretty standard.

Indeed. John was a rock musician; Yoko was/is a performance artist.

And what if they’d kept Roebuck in the name?

You ever wonder how Andy Rooney made a living at this?

I wonder why they begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening,’ then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Because the FCC would fine them if they said “It’s a shitty evening, isn’t it?”

The tune is from an old folk song about a racehorse.

Anyways, I wonder about hamburger patties.
Are they Patricks or Patricias?