On my drive home from school every day I pass these 2 billboards one above the other. The one on the bottom proclaims, “Jesus is the Answer!” Now just as a gag I’d love to rent the board just above it and put an amusing question there. A couple that I’ve come up with so far:
Who let the dogs out? "Jesus is the Answer!"
What's that on your shirt? "Jesus is the Answer!"
Who said life is like a box of choc-lates? "Jesus is the Answer!"
Anymore suggestions?
What did Mr McMurtry scream when he finally passed that kidney stone?
Who put the bop in the bop, shu-bop, shu-bop?
I have the jeopardy theme song going through my head…
And my contribution:
“Pst… Kids, on your Math homework. Chapter 5 number 13…”
How many roads must a man walk down?
Do these pants make me look fat?
Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Can you feel the love tonight?
Can you say “Hey?” Can you say “Ho?”
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
Go for the surreal:
What would Jesus do?
Go for the surreal:
What would Jesus do?
Love your neigbor, but not before you love yourself.
I’d put one of those DNA Paternity Testing Lab billboards above it; I believe the last one I saw had a baby on it and it read: " Who is really the father?". 
Which of Mary’s children were born out of wedlock?
::wiping tears from my eyes over the kiddney stone question::
Some more questions:
What’s the new exchange students name again?
“Mom, where do babies come from?”
What’s that smell?
Have you seen Fluffy?
What happened to you’re homework?
Who’s on first?
Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?
Mom, why do bad things happen to good people?
—> Zoe you crack me up…
Another MPSIMS…
Who farted?
oops didn’t mean to step on your post CaptGarf…
How about:
What do you say before you experience a horrible accident?
What did I scream when I hit my thumb with a hammer?