Seen any good bumperstickers lately?
A wonderful license plate frame I saw today said:
Feeling too good to care why!
Probably one of the best I ever saw was:
Don’t postpone joy.
I saw Jesus’ drivers license today. I think he parked his Winnebago in front of my office.
If Jesus drove a Winnebago, he wouldn’t have to park it. The thing would park itself … he’d get dropped off, and the Winnebago would just go float up to the clouds and wait.
Tell her to Win e bago! We’re giving them away!
i just saw this one. i think i would have liked the person who had it.
“Jesus loves you…
but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”
With the holes and all that, would he be able to use handicapped parking spaces?
My favorite bumper sticker of all time says “The driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition”.
Just yesterday I saw a T-Shirt that said:
and I thought it was cute.
Where would Jesus park?
Anywhere he wants to?
I’d love to see someone give him a ticket!
A few years back, my mom designed and published a few hundred bumper stickers that read:
I love that sticker. I still see one around Berkeley every so often, even now, about… 8 years after they were originally produced.
One Less Car
it’s on bicycles all over town 
If Jesus did park in a public car park, you wouldn’t want to bash his car with your door when you got out!
I think Jesus would take the bus.
But couldn’t he just fix the dent himself?
::touch::
<BING!>
And the even paint matches again.
"But couldn’t he just fix the dent himself?
::touch::
<BING!>
And the even paint matches again."
You would want to hope you diddnt get back to your car and find a 2 inch metal cube where it used to be…
He’d park in the middle of two parking spaces, and say,
“Oh yeah? Do you have any idea who I am? My dad’s a big hotshot…you’re gonna regret it!”
WWJTKD?
What Would James T. Kirk Do?
I know this turned up in a thread.
It has since turned up on a bumper-sticker in Middle Tennessee.
Go figure. 
I don’t think so. He wouldn’t have bought insurance on the Winnebago if he could.
I have it on good authority that if, in fact, God was “one of us,” and a “slob like one of us,” then he would be no more than a “stranger on the bus, just trying to make his way home.”
So, the question of where he would park is largely inconsequential.
But I’m told Jesus is a nice guy: probably not only would he not turn my car into a 2" cube, he’d fix the dent I accidently made on his Winnebago (with evenly matched paint [sorry about the word order]}, but also would turn around and heal the hole in my muffler, too.
GOTN - insurance is something Jesus wouldn’t need (in that sense) but would have to have, in case he was pulled over by a cop: license, registration, insurance, the whole 9 yards.
{And would he have the “God is my co-pilot” license plate on the front? Or maybe the Pennsylvania fun-plates: “What a Friend We Have in…JESUS”? Unless of course he had to have a standard-issue front plate.)
Easy. He’d either make love to it or blow it up. Or both.
My personal philosophy: What would Frodo do?