Unanswerable Questions (in songs)

Who did shoot the deputy?

Why didn’t that guy in the desert just name the damn horse already?

“How many roads must a man walk down…?”

How can you mend a broken heart?

How can you stop the rain from falling down?

How can you stop the sun from shining?

What makes the world go around?

What is love?

What’s going on?

"who knows where the time goes?! Sandy Denny/Fairport Convention

Who wrote the book of love?

Teen Angel, can you hear me?

Who put the bomp in the bomp-da-bomp-da-bomp?

Why must I be a teenager in love?

Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadow?

Can I get a witness?

A kid’ll eat ivy, too, wouldn’t you?

Feelin’ Alright?

I’m sorry, this was answered by Benjy and Frankie Mouse. It’s 42. :wink:

Can you just shut up and tell me how to get to Sesame Street already?

What becomes of the broken hearted?
How much is that doggie in the window?
Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?
Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding-dong?

(I don’t think I really want the answer to most of these questions.)

Sorry, but I really wanna know who let those damn dogs out. I want to find them and hurt them.

How soon is now?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?

Why can’t I get just one kiss?
What was 8 for?
What’s the frequency Kenneth?
Who’s sorry now?
What am I doing hanging round?
Do you think I’m sexy?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Are you hung up?
How come you treat me like a worn out shoe?
Is that all there is?

Who left the cake out in the rain? And more importantly, what the hell? A cake? In MacArthur Park? Huh?

(I never did get the point of that song).

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?
Can your p***y do the dog?
Baby, what’d I say?
Who do you love?

What did Mama see me and Julio doing down by the schoolyard? Even Paul Simon doesn’t know.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

Why, why, why, Delilah?

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

“where have you been, my blue eyed son?” (Dylan)

Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Teen Angel, can you hear me?