Who wrote the book of love?
Have you ever seen a dream walking?
Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?
Is it true what they say about Dixie?
Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
Ain’t there anyone here for love?
Who?
Why?
WTF?
- Stephen King, of course
- they hospitalized me for that
- sobriety
- they make the best cups by far
- ‘boy’s night’ at the Nectarine?
- I came for the free drink refills
- where?
hmmm…
Will a country road really take you home?
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
Eve, did you run this by your editor before posting? I didn’t think so.
Who put the Bop in the Bop-she-bop-she-bop?
Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-dam-a-ding-dong?
Who was that man?
Why don’t we get drunk and …
Tell me why the sun does shine
Tell me why the ivy twines
Tell me why the sky is blue
And then I’ll tell you why I love you.
(and then theres the second verse)
Nuclear fusion makes the sun to shine
Tropisms make the ivy twine
Raleigh scattering makes the sky blue
Testicular hormones are why I love you.
Do you believe in rock ‘n’ roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
SingleDad—
Yes
No
Oh, boy, can I!
Girlbysea—
Depends.
Quicksilver—
Carol King, I think . . .
Why is it Istanbul and not Constantinople?
Hey, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks!
Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream.
That’s true. Even old New york was once New Asmsterdam.
What have you done for me lately?
Don’t you want me, baby?
If rams eat oats and does eat oats, do little lambs eat ivy?
A kid’ll eat ivy, too. I wouldn’t, would you?
Who’s the guy who builds da boats?
…and who’s the guy who sails 'em?
Who’s the guy who catches the fish and brings them home to Liza?
I’ll eat Ivy any time she lets me.
How long has this been going on?
If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?
Why don’t we go do it in the road?
Do you know where you’re goin’ to?
How gentle is the rain, that falls softly on the meadow?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
What am I doin’ hangin’ 'round?
Imbibo, ergo sum.
I wanna know who’ll stop the rain…