Questions songs will never answer.

Why do fools fall in love?

Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Who wrote the book of love?

Why don’t we do it in the road?

How could I not miss a girl your size?

What’s love got do with it?

“How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been a Liar All My Life?”

What is a DJ if he can’t scratch?

What is an MC if he can’t rap?

What is a beat without the live clap?

Can I have some peanut butter?

Robyn Hitchcock answered this one.

I know who wrote the book of love:
It was an idiot!
It was a fool!
A slobbering fool with a speech defect and a shaking hand!
And he wrote my name
Next to yours…

Who are you?

How many roads must a man walk down?

What is hip?

How much is that doggy in the window?

Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

How soon is now?
What difference does it make?
You know I love you… don’t you?
What have I done to deserve this?
Why are you leaving?
What’s my name?
Are you receiving me?

Where Did Our Love Go?

How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?

Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?

When You Gonna Wake Up?

Can I Get a Witness?

What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?

What’s So Funny 'bout Peace, Love & Understanding?

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

When Will I See You Again?

Do You Know the Way To San Jose?

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?

Why Don’t You Love Me Like You Used To Do?

Do You Want To Know a Secret?

Where To Now St. Peter?

Is Your Love in Vain?

Who Let the Dogs Out?

Where is the Love?

Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Is She Really Going Out with Him?

What’s Going On?

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

Are You Experienced?

Where did I leave my keys?
No, really. I can’t find them anywhere.

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

What do you do?
Why don’t we all get drunk and screw?
Why do you let me stay here?
Why can’t you behave?
Why can’t I be free?
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What do you want from me?
What’s the ugliest part of your body?

Why must I be a teenager in love?

Now, where my bitches at?

Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by?

You down with OPP?
Why can’t we be friends?
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue?

What’s behind the green door.