Okay, I have 6 differents flavors of ice cream, 2 kinds of Italian ice and a tub of frozen gourmet cookie dough (with pasteurized eggs, so it’s safe). Who’s up for a 2000 post ice cream party?
Drinks are on the table against the wall. Don’t touch the bottle of tequila on the mantlepiece, that’s for Wally.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh what type of Ice Cream? Chocolate? Today I’m in the mood for just plain ole chocolate.
2000 is a lucky number revered by everyone from the ancient Cabidocians to the modern Cabidocians.
And what more fitting a tribute than the Cookie Dough Rite of Elsie, the cow goddess of 2000th celebrations.
I’ll have mine with the red goo on top, thanks.
Got any chea…err cold champagne?
Congrats, Kat!
{{{Kat}}}
::heads straight for the cookie dough::
mmmmm. Excellent. Do you have any “It’s a goodie” that one’s my favorite.
Ahh here it is.
Digs in, and sinks off to ice cream induced bliss.
Congratulations, Kat. Have a good one. Now where’s the vanilla ice cream? Do you have any cones?
::looks at the icecream and assorted toppings::
Cones? Who needs cones? 
Congrats Kat!!
mmmmmm… whipped cream and sprinkles…
Got any of the following flavors?
Chocolate Malted Krunch.
Pralines and Cream
Peanut Butter and Chocolate.
Bubble Gum (yeah, I know it’s weird. Bite me.)
Maybe I’ll just have what Michi’s having. 
DRY - closest I have is Sneaker Doodles (peanut butter ice cream with caramel, peanuts and little peanut butter cup thingies) or Go Fish (chocolate ice cream with milk chocolate fishies and caramel waves).
Sorry, no cones. If you don’t want it in a bowl, you can always scoop it into your drink.
Mmmmmm…that Sneaker Doodle stuff sounds delish!
Could somebody please pass me a beer? I wanna make a float! Woohoo!
Congrats, Kat!
Pure bliss. Great idea, Kat! I’ll take Dreamery “Mad about Malt”, w/ a mere titch of hot fudge on the top–not because I want it, mind, but just to celebrate your milepost.
Oh, don’t bother with a cone or a dish. I’ll just grab a spoon and nosh down from the carton.
Veb
Baloo, wearing his “Irked Scientist” lab smock, enters, pulling behind him a large, complex device on wheels.
“Congratulations, Kat! In your honor I’ve whipped up a little something special.”
He plugs the machine in, pours in milk, cream, eggs, and sugar, then throws the knife switch. The machine whirrs, emits puffs of steam, and starts gyrating across the room like an out-of-balance washing machine. After several seconds, the machine halts, emitting a faint, flat, whistle. Baloo opens a door in the side and draws out an ice cream sculpture of a cat.
“Happy 2,000!”
~~Baloo
No, it didn’t explode. I’m an irked scientist, not a stupid one!
I’ll have a half gallon of both. I used to prefer red meat, but:
“I am a great eater of beef
and I believe that does harm to my wit.”
–Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene iii
Congrats, Kat! Hey. anyone volunteer to be made into a sundae?
I love Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food Ice Cream… do you have any?
Congradulations Kat!
Say, I don’t suppose you could whip together some vanilla ice cream and some cookie dough and make some cookie dough ice cream? Sounds like some damn fine eatin!
Ooh, Kat AND ice cream? Doesn’t get much better than that!
Congrats!
I’ll bring hot fudge and marshmallow, if anyone wants them for some reason…and cherries are popular…