OK, my wife and I are quite sure that’s not its actual name, but we couldn’t find an identifying tag on the tank. Two years ago, the three of us (me, Mrs. O, and the Tzeroling) took an afternoon and went to the National Aquarium in DC. Yes, there is one - a one-floor deal located in the basement of the Department of Commerce. Admission’s wicked cheap.
So we’re walking around, checking out the tanks, when we come across a very odd-looking fish. It was maybe two or three inches long, spotted, and cubical. Intrigued, we looked at the display for a label but none was to be found. We have no idea even how to beging trying to identify this fish on Google or anywhere else on the net. So fish-lovin’ Dopers, we need your help. This one’s been bugging us something fierce and we need closure.