Alter the title of a well known song (any genre) to a lesser version. Try to keep as much of the original title as possible.
“I Left My Heart In San Mateo”
“Frontage Road To Hell”
“Standby Tickets To Paradise”
For one or two word titles, see if you can keep the original “flavor”.
“Bluefin Tuna”
“Barracuda”
Bonus points for matching lyrics or atrocious puns.
Senses Working Part Time (XTC)
Sixteen Pounds (Tennessee Ernie Ford)
Sunday Slight Cuts and Abrasions Sunday (U2)
“I Can’t Drive 35”
“Hop”
“Escalator to Heaven”
“Eye of the Ocelot”
“Scenes from an Italian Food Truck”
Don’t Go Causing Myochardial Damage to My Heart - Elton John
Don’t Be Apprehensive About the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Lavender Haze - Jimi Hendrix
You Induced an Agitated State In Me All Night Long - AC/DC
Rock Me Like a Tropical Depression - Scorpions
Might Get Fooled Again
Heartache Motel (Elvis)
Arroyo by Duran Duran
Jesus Christ, Pretty Nice Guy
Stop That Damn Whining, Argentina
Yellow Submersible
Eight Days A Year
Can’t Buy Me Like
When I’m Thirty Eight
Don’t Fear The Harvester
Welcome To The Overgrowth
Amble This Way
12th Street Snag
Bohemian Requiem
Hotel Alabama
Sweet Home, North Dakota
Summer In The Suburbs
Another Part Of The Wall
He Stopped Loving Her Right Away
The Bob Dylan wing
On a classical note, The Meh Gates of Kiev.
The Sounds Of Susurration
Born To Be Mild
Great Balls Of Embers
Bridge Over Ruffled Water
(Sittin’ Under) The Dock Of The Bay
Ridin’ the Mist Out
Loose Melody
Money for Jam
Downtown Slut
MacArthur’s Cake
Which individual is responsible for granting the canines a point of egress?
Wait, that’s not right.