Iconic song titles...diminished

While My Guitar Gently Seeps

I’m Average, I’m Local

Smells Like Teen Breath

Summertime Ennui

Christmas songs:

We Three City Councilmen
Slightly-muffled Night
We Wish You an OK Christmas
2 Days of Christmas
Santa Claus Could Be Coming to Town
All I Want for Christmas is Someone with a Pulse
Deck the Wall
Hark! The Herald Angels Hum
Gray Christmas
Baby, It’s Mildly Pleasant Outside
Aluminum Bells

Annoy the King
Screaming to Get Even
Born to be Mild
Highway Celestial Body
Rock you like a Highly Windy Day

Christmas Card From a Hooker in Peoria

Wind beneath my belt line
Araldite beneath my wings
Wind above my beanie
Tornado blew off my wings
Updraft below my hemline

Time In a Container
I Might Say I Like You In A Song
You Don’t Annoy Jim
Naughty, Naughty Leroy Brown

Missed The Last Train To Clarksville
I’m A Skeptic
Pleasant Valley Hump Day
Sweet Climbing Vine
Brother Love’s Stranded Salvation Show
Thank The Lord For The Overtime
Sometimes In Blue Jeans
Longfellow Lemonade
Heart Sconce

An Infinitesimal Bit Me, An Infinitesimal Bit You
92 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
Not Gone For Very Long

Stairway to Purgatory
Inexpensive Bird
Carry on My Misdirected Son
Vape on the Water
Don’t Stop Being Pretty Sure
Sympathy for the Bad Guy
Don’t Fear the Hay Baler
Bohemian Music
Unimproved Road to Hell
All Along the Overlook

Sunshine of your Fondness
Frog-jumpin’ Jack Flash
The Passing Fancy is Gone
Less than Friendly Town Blues (Johnny Winter)
More than a Numbing Sensation
Disputed Region between India and Pakistan
Hey Dude (Beatles)
Born to Skedaddle
Structure Allowing Translocation over a Metaphorical Body of Liquid Meant to Symbolize Difficult Life Circumstances
It Commonly Happens (Tom Jones)
Personal Method of Doing Things (Frank Sinatra)

Walkin’ after Mid-day

Might win the thread.

Yes, good but …

… takes the chocolates for my mind.

Pedants might suggest it’s in breach of the OP’s covenant:
“Try to keep as much of the original title as possible.” but bugger 'em.

Brandy, You’re a So-So Girl
Short Train Runnin’
Laughter in the Drizzle
Saturday Night’s Alright for Debating
Midtown Girl

Enter Sandbox
Lower Echelons Of Maslow’s Hierarchy Excepted, Nothing Else Matters
Wherever I May Saunter
Don’t Traipse On Me
The God That Underachieved

Muskox Love
Ambivalence Will Keep Us Together
Get In Out Of The Rain
Don’t Do That Ever Again

Sty In The Eye

Early Morning Drizzle
Cotton Greta
Ribbon Of Murkiness
Careful Highway
Dimday

Another Brick in the Enclosure
I Can See for Yards and Yards
Fooled Around and Became Infatuated
Only the Virtuous Pass Away Prematurely
Space Eccentricity
Good God, Gimme Some More Ammo

Karma Gecko
One Zinc Soldier
Don’t Expect Me to Be Your FWB
Where Have All The Stamens Gone?
The 37th Street Bridge Song(Feelin’ Gloomy)
Kisses Sweeter Than Brine
The Adequate Toy
Creep Alley
Creek Alley
Creak Alley
Luv Is Just A Three Letter Word
Diamonds and Oxide
Mr. Triangle Man

YY Tops Greatest Hits

Calves
Jesus Recently Departed Skokie
I Received My Wages
Butt
Fort Worth
Impeccably Attired Guy
Inexpensive Eyewear
Give Me All of Your Affection