To cure my ailing knees. I’ve been diagnosed with tendonitis in both knees (on and off for over five years now), “anterior knee pain” in both knees (where the doctor told me that - surprise! - my knees hurt), and a possible minor problem with the meniscus in my right knee.
It’s my own doing, I freely admit: overuse and working through the pain, which I did my damndest to ignore for nearly a year as it got progresively worse. However, I work out as much as I do the way I do because that’s my routine, which I’m completely psychologically dependent on to deal with stress. I’ve tried not doing it, and the physical results were not worth the emotional crap I went through.
The doctor said that, possibly, steroid injections may help. That would be an injection - meaning, with a needle - into my knee, and the very thought of that is enough to literally make me feel panicky. A possible help is not worth a full-on panic attack. Other than that possibility, I was told to do some stretches and strenghtening exercises (which are ridiculously stupid, as the stretches are part of my normal workout routine, and my legs are ridiculously strong proportionally to my size), rest my knees when they hurt, keep taking ibuprofen before working out, and…pay attention to my right knee and get to a doctor ASAP if it gets worse. This is extremely frustrating, especially as I’m now back at school, therefore, my stress level is up, therefore, I need to work out even more.
So, my request to the hordes of brilliant dopers out there: A miracle cure, please, which at least will be covered by insurance. Injections would be acceptable if there is a 100% guarentee of complete and total success with no chance of relapse. Miracle surgery, however, is not an option, as (for various reasons) I will not endure anesthesia or being sliced open, even if it is a guarenteed fix.
Have at it, Dopers. I’d like your submissions within two weeks, and don’t forget to show your work and print your name, neatly, at the top.
(seriously - if anyone knows of any ways to help with any of these things, please do share.)