I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.

Ahem. My chest.

I’d like to be the first one to say, we need pictures.


And now for something completely different.

My chest. My… chest.

I want to be the first to post links to pictures of birds – specifically the breeds tits and boobies.


I’d like to graciously offer you help with that problem you’re having with your chest.

I want to be the first to ask if they really are satisfying and delicious.

Blue tits and potpourri

I’m confused …

I thought this was going to be about my chest.

Geez, ETF, you work fast.

I want to post a smiley in a lewd context.

Before I contemplate your chest, are you male or female?

If male, then let me say only that it is a manly chest, if perhaps a bit sunken and lacking in hair, and I have absolutely no sexual interest in it whatsoever.

If female, wow, it’s the front of my old '54 Buick come to life. Hey, you got permit for those torpedoes? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you’re gonna put someone’s eye out.


Carry on.

I want to offer to help you adjust your clothing until it fits comfortably.

And while we’re on the subject, help us stamp out the breast-flaunting behavior of frigate birds.

Shame on you for drawing attention to my chest.

Now, back to my chest …

All talk and no action, Satisfying Andy Licious. Blah blah blah.

1954 buick headlights (among other things)

I’d rather have my front to your chest.

And now for something completely different:

A 1954 Corvette headlight

this kind of chest?