I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My lord, ETF, you’re so quick it’s scary.

All talk and no action? Well, with the right person … blah blah blah…

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'54 Buick bumper, which is more what I had in mind.

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Or perhaps… a bit mousy, but some interesting tufts?

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I want to post as though I misread “friggin’ birds” for “frigate birds.”

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I’d like to post a request for pictures, oblivious to the fact that it’s already been done.

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Right person? Oh, you’re so choosy. Sheesh. Just give me the money out of your chest already, would you?

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Then there’s tail. Yeh, tail, a light subject fur finny stories.

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My tail is not my best feature. That means people who admire tails are soooooo shallow.

Now, back to my chest …

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Oh, frigate, SALicious – you’re always horning in with Titanic tall tales.

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I quote a Monty Python sketch about chests.

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My Og, people, how is she doing that?

I want to sympathizes with the problem you have with your chest by casually mentioning I have an even BIGGER problem with my chest.

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Okay, back to your chest – will you open up to us? Have a heart!

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Problems with your chest… you don’t mean pigeon breast?

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I’d like to add that my SO finds it so sexy when I store my money there – and says that no amount of money could do it justice.

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Or perhaps you’re pigeon-breasted?

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Well, my SO certainly treasures my chest blah blah blah (Insert funny anecdote here.)

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Yeah? Well I’ve seen your chest, and I needed an antidote.

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Having a pigeon breast isn’t always a bad thing, especially if you’re into, ahhhhh… bizarre forms of, shall we say… jousting.

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Imagine the figure you must have to fit into a pigeon breast. More like a uni-breast.

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You horrible miscreant. Step into the Pit, buster.