I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.

iampunha · October 3, 2003, 5:17am

I would like to perform a double-blind (but with my eyes open) taste/smell/feel/jiggle test … whichever (hopefully all) are appropriate.

I will need many volunteers with prime examples of boobies and tits. Please make sure their cages are clean before submitting them.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:20am

I’d like a chance to play peacemaker.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:22am

I’d like to attempt to make a double entendre on “cages” – and it’s such a real stretch even I don’t get the joke.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:23am

Yeah, what Andy said.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:25am

Suck up.

EddyTeddyFreddy · October 3, 2003, 5:26am

Buster? Or is it bustier?

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:29am

And speaking of sucking …

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:35am

Buster, bustier, bustiest!

EddyTeddyFreddy · October 3, 2003, 5:36am

Yeh, Andy, it really sucks, all right.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:37am

I’d make a lazy pun on “piece” maker.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:38am

So the story about the gerbils must be true?

Happy_Lendervedder · October 3, 2003, 5:41am

Andy, do I smell about a dozen Slippery Nipples on your breath tonight?

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:42am

When they made the pigeon breast, they must have been confused. The woman said she wanted a nose-cone look.

EddyTeddyFreddy · October 3, 2003, 5:43am

Ooooo!!! OOOOOOO!!! Wanna play with my Peacemaker? Andy, get your gun!

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:43am

Nah, I’m a one-woman man. And never met a chick with more than three.

Straight line coming in on runway seven.

So, how do you make a Slippery Nipple?

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:45am

I’d like to make a reference to that being the prettiest peacemaker I’ve ever seen, and advising against going off half cocked.

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:47am

I join the thread to wonder why no one has made a joke about uni-sexuals yet.

EddyTeddyFreddy · October 3, 2003, 5:53am

Ah, well… time to take myself and my chest off to bed. Perhaps, along the way, I’ll have a night cap?

Satisfying_Andy_Licious · October 3, 2003, 5:55am

Did I tell you that I only let people approach my chest from the left side?

EddyTeddyFreddy · October 3, 2003, 5:57am

Before I go… the slippery nipple you ordered, sir.