I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.

What? I offer up a perfect straight line and no one takes it?

Do you mean to make me look like a boobie?

But with a chest like that, every side’s the right side.

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Happy

My chest has freckles. But no mammalian protuberances.

Sorry.

I’m happy.

Your Happy.

We’re all happy!

Now, about my chest …

Yes, freckles. I wonder, if I lost some freckles, could I find clothes to fit a chest of my size?

EddyTeddyFreddy, you do know, I hope, that your post snuck in between two of mine? That this wasn’t aimed at you?

My god, you work fast.

Now – back to my chest.

I make a comment awkwardly working in one of many tired, overused, SD injokes.

Pervert.

Regards,
Shodan

Cite, please?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled chest.

Would your clothes fit this chest?

“Why don’t you pop out of that space suit and let me see those big green space titties?”

-Astronaut Jones

“The larch. The…larch.”

I haven’t watched MPFC in so long…funny stuff.

Andy, I never knew your chest was so… impressive. Thank you for sharing.

How is it that ETF is supplying links faster than SAL can reply to himself?

It’s chest amazing.

A fast computer; multiple Web windows open; and a bodacious search engine in the paws of one who does a lot of research online.

Hey, Andy, are you jealous because you don’t have a cool name like Chesty Puller?

They might fit, but would they be fitting?

Is a freckled chest indicative of having spotted dick?

You, too, can have your very own spotted dick – don’t be embarrassed.

My chest -------> ( @ ) ( @ )

I’m more of an ass man, myself.