I love breasts, really and truly adore them.
All shapes, colours and sizes, I’m not fussy. 
If I was a woman I’m pretty certain I’d lie in bed all day and just play with them, nipples as well…paying particular attention to those two crowning glories. 
Again if I was a woman I’d be a lesbian just so I could get my hands on not only my own but others. 
Yes it’s fairly safe to say that I go through each day just thinking about breasts.
That is all, I had to get it off my ::cough:: chest
Well, that was all very original.
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If I was a woman I’m pretty certain I’d lie in bed all day and just play with them, nipples as well…
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Really, they can get pretty boring after a while. Although 'im indoors seems to be quite taken with the whole idea.
Dunnow, mine hurt pretty easy… trying to convince the bf’s to stay off the nipples is usually quite a headache, which means I end up with both a (double) titache and a headache.
Not fun pout
Jeff Murdock, is that you?
Like we give two hoots.
Sailboat
Have you ever considered breast augmentation? I hear it’s pretty cheap in Tijuana. Plus they throw in the free margarita or two. (No, silly, not that kind of Margarita! The drink margarita.)
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(No, silly, not that kind of Margarita! The drink margarita.)
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OK, I had to look it up I’m still confused. What’s the other margarita?
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Have you ever considered breast augmentation? I hear it’s pretty cheap in Tijuana. Plus they throw in the free margarita or two. (No, silly, not that kind of Margarita! The drink margarita.)
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No, no, no…you miss the whole point.
I’m a bloke y’see and I don’t personally want a pair hanging off my chest.
Nosir, I mean I’d get strange men wanting to grope and fondle me and do other things to my appendages
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OK, I had to look it up I’m still confused. What’s the other margarita?
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Capital M? I’m guessing a woman’s name.
I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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Nosir, I mean I’d get strange men wanting to grope and fondle me and do other things to my appendages
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But you don’t object to doing that kind of thing to other women and their appendages?
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But you don’t object to doing that kind of thing to other women and their appendages?
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Not in the slightest 
I shall have to make sure that my perfectly-in-proportion-and-not-too-large appendages are never in your vicinity then - they’re too much of a distraction for some people!
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I shall have to make sure that my perfectly-in-proportion-and-not-too-large appendages are never in your vicinity then - they’re too much of a distraction for some people!
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I notice that you are in the fair city of Wolverhampton which is not a million miles away from the even fairer city of Manchester.
So if you’re ever in this neck of the woods…
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So if you’re ever in this neck of the woods…
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It’s not often (if ever) that Wolvo’s described as “fair”! However, I’ll be it in mind if my appendages insist on taking me to Manc.
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I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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Eh, not so strange. I kinda prefer the perky ones, almost on the petite side too.
I was being a gentleman when I described Wolves as being fair, I mean I could hardly describe it as a poxy run down tatty place with a 3rd rate football team could I?
Not if I had even half a chance of…well you know.
drool, slobber
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I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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With a user name like yours I consider you a very strange man
Agree about the fake breasts…yucky
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I could hardly describe it as a poxy run down tatty place with a 3rd rate football team could I?
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No, saying it’s got a 3rd rate footie team is being far too generous!