Yes, yes the phoenix has risen from the ashes so to speak and Daddy has finally hooked up after about a year layoff. D was the maid of honor in my best friend’s wedding and I was the best man. How cute. Anyway, we’ve started dating and everything is going peachy. She’s even spent the night already! Spent the night != sex, mind you, but there’s no rush. I mean, there is a rush of blood, but there’s no hurry.
Whatever.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah.
Her body is amazing. Her ass. You seriously could bounce a quarter off it. She has a stomach that I’m sure the people who make rulers use to be sure their machines are working properly. The hair. Big, bold curly browns and blondes that jumped out of a shampoo commercial. She has beautiful supple full C cup breasts. Her nipples are perfect pink pencil erasers. I couldn’t care less.
Daddy is one of that rare breed of men who are not fascinated with the combination of fat and milk producing glands on the chest of the fairer sex and speaks of himself in 3rd person. I’m that guy that flips on the cheesy ass Cinemax flicks and wonders why every other shot is just a close up of breasts and screams at the TV “PAN DOWN!!! PAN DOWN!!!”.
I feel bad. I know that approximately 90% of men and 87% of women are very obsessed with breasts but I don’t get it. If we’re going to get around to objectifying women’s bodies, give me creamy thighs and nice ass all day long. And I now have access to what I’m sure many guys would consider the breast gold standard and don’t appreciate it.
Your knowledge of her nipples doesn’t seem to fit with the no sex, yet part, but what the hell. Maybe it’s a Clinton-esque, definition kind of thing.
And, I have to agree with both Bruce_Daddy, and Honorary Advisor to the Aardvark, Casey1505 (if you don’t know, don’t ask). A shapely ass is far more important that boobs. For me, tummy is right up there, as well. And, it does seem like the Carolinas produce and retain(!) (Dammit!) more than their fair share of utterly yummy women.
I am definitly a breast man. Ass is something that I just don’t really care about. I’ll notice it, but it does nothing for me. I do like a nice set of legs though…
Try to enjoy them at least a little for me.
yes, yes, I would like also to see evidence of this claim for the “fantastic breasts” of your girlfriend
I’m not an assman or a breastman-- I, like Lord Ashtar, am satisfied with the whole female figure–
but you know, a nice ass and nice breasts are likable because a perfect circle is very hard to come by in nature, so naturally, a perfect circle (supple breasts and an athletic ass) draws the curiosity and awe of any human–
As a female, I’m intrigued by this discussion. I have heard tell of the so-called “ass-man” or “breast-man,” but I’m curious as to which one is more common. I was under the impression that all guys liked breasts, which is fine, but a little unfair. After all, I can’t control the size of my chest (without spending a hell of a lot of money), but I CAN take care of myself and make sure my ass is not flabby. What are the merits of an athletic girl vs. a naturally well-endowed girl? Which do guys generally prefer? Or how about a well endowed girl who works out and takes care of herself, but doesn’t look ripped or like a hardbody? Such women can be in fantastic shape, but just be naturally curvy. Please enlighten me.
Also, it sounds like Bruce_Daddy cares just a LITTLE that his girlfriend has great hooters. I mean, he did go to the trouble of starting a thread about them. So does that mean you’re something of a breastman, despite your claims to the contrary? You obviously have some appreciation of them–you at least noticed that they were fabulous.
“They’re real, and they’re spectacular.” --Terri Hatcher to Jerry Seinfeld, on her breasts
I’m another breast man chiming in. I love the female form overall but I find myself strangely drawn towards boobies (the body part, not the police).
So soft and round and bouncy when…ahem, sorry.
Don’t blame me because I specialize in what I like
October, I know women have no control over their breasts (anymore than a guy has control over his length) but to see a healthy and well endowed lady turns people’s heads. Even smaller breasts have their admirers.
I’m glad my GF is very nicely endowed with a pair, but truth be told, I’d have still wanted her without them.
