The Britney threads and some of the others got me thinking about tits. Now, I have a pair of them. Tits, that is. They are nice, full, all around utilitarian tits. They hold up my bra and could be useful if I ever had a child… but I wonder… does it matter that they are “real” tits?
Would you freak out if you found out they were “fake”? How much about a woman’s tits matters to men, women or the public at large? Fake or real do we really “care” one way or the other?
I mean, how much emphasis do we place on tits? And why? Bigger is better but too big is too much or only if it’s fake it’s too much? It’s okay for a woman to be big busted but only if it’s real? Where do we, you, draw that line?
Just sitting here, fondling my own luscious, large breasts with oversized nipples and wondering… yeah, that makes me think too… are my nipples too big? What’s too big for a nipple? What’s just right? Should I consider having my nipples smallered? I’m sure they do that. If it’s some kind of body shame thing to have; not like I’d ever do it since I love my body just the way it is but hey, let’s talk about tits! We don’t have to talk about MINE but let’s just talk, in general terms about tits, or breasts. I mean, if “tits” bothers you, call them breasts… I’m okay with that. Let’s talk.
I don’t like them if I can tell they are fake. (blur sits back, opens a coke and prepares to enjoy this thread) Also, I wouldn’t freak out if I discovered fake ones, but its not my preference.
I don’t care in the least. I doubt I would be able to tell if they are real or fake. I doubt it would diminish my enjoyment if I found out they were fake. I will investigate the matter and get back to you.
evilbeth – why thank you! I’m sure your tits are just as perfect as mine own! Now, if you’d care to send me a picture of them send it too…
Coldfire – ah, Coldie, if you really cared you’d send me a pix of your tits… or at least your penis… I care to share, why shouldn’t you?
Badtz Maru – so ½ nipple to 1 part breast… so if we extrapolate that than… well… There are some women in Penthouse who should take back their breasts as “bad” because their nipples, or areolae are just too big. Now, that’s ½ nipple to 1 part breast? Is that the formula? Wait, let me whip my breast out and see if that works for me… uh, yeah, yeah, I can work in that. WHEW! Thank Goddess my nips aren’t THAT big!
Byz, you are just all around perfect, including those boobies.
The only thing I’ve heard about fake ones is that they don’t feel real, but how would I know? I’m happy with my lil ones. They sit nice, behave and respond properly when they should, yeah, I think I’ll keep em.
CanadianSue – thanks! See, that’s the way I feel about my tits. They are just THERE and they do what they are supposed too…
I guess I don’t know either. Never copped a feel on a “fake” tit or boobie (what a fun word, Boobie… isn’t that fun to say?)
Come on, everyone say, “Boobie” isn’t that a fun sounding word?! Now if you have one, latch on, give it a squeeze and say, “boobie”. Now wasn’t that fun?!
It’s such a friendly sounding word… way more fun than tit which is sorta harsh but boobie? That sounds like FUN!
I really have nothing against fake ones, though I suspect they’re a sight less fun to play with than to look at (as compared to real ones). But then, I’m into natural when it comes to almost anything.
As for size, and nipples? I dont think size is a huge factor. Small dosnt bug me in the least, as long as they’re there, I’m happy! Too big can get nasty, though… Who reads Maxim? Ever see that picture of the chick with the 57FF’s or some such thing? Erg…
And I dont think I’ve ever seen a nipple that was too big or too small.
I guess I’m just not picky when it comes to breasts. I’m a 19 year old male. That must be it…
Heheheheh - I used to call my wife’s breasts “Boobies”, but that became confusing. So now the one on the left is “Boob-ay” and the one on the right is “boob-bie”. True story.
never met a pair I didn’t like, but I guess a’natural is my preference. And OOhhh, those BigBoy Eraser nipples are hard to beat!
Titties and beer, titties and beer, I gotta get me some titties and beer!!!
MMMMmmmm Balogna Nipples. Mmmmmm. So Byz What size socket will one of your nipples fit into? um… just for reference of course. The teeming millions want to know… um yeah!
Anyway, big, small, real fake makes no difference to me.
I like to play with them and look at them. If I am playing with them they are part of a package deal, and no complaints from me. Oh sure if someone had a poor boob job, they might not be as enjoyable. Yet, playing with the worse boobie in the world is better than a sharp stick in the eye any day!
Having played with both boobies altered and boobies au natural…
I have to say my experience with the fakies was a bit disorienting. They wouldn’t move. When she was standing they stuck out. When she was lying supine they stuck out, when she lay on her stomach they held her up.
It’s a little strange to try to fondle a boobie and have them present very little give. They just resist and stand firm. Good for leadership, weak for boobies.
On nipples I have no real opinion. But then again, Mrs Chance’s nipples are extremely oval (with the long axis vertical). Maybe she’s a mutant or maybe I’m just a freak or something.
IMHO, of course:
The fake ones look nice in clothes, but not naked. You can always get a bra to give you enhancement for clothing instead of getting store-bought breasts. I just recently watched a show on mtv about women getting their breasts increased, decreased, and one of them was getting her fakes undone because of the many problems she had with them, because they infected her system.
