Well, that pretty much sums it up. Every “attractive” woman on the cover of a magazine - big, honkin’, bubble boobs. Every scantily dressed starlet on tv - big bubble boobs. Every actress desperately trying to make an image at the award shows - big bubble boobs. Every music video - you guessed it, big bubble boobs. I’m just danged tired of these oh-so-fake silicon monstrosities pushing their way into the limelight every time I see a piece of popular culture. That is all.
(Yes, I know - guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better, etc, etc, et freakin’ cetera.)
featherlou is either Gay, Female, or utterly derranged.
Big boobs are our God. Provided they are not too big (about the size of grapefruit) and are attached to the body of a female between the ages of 18 and 25.
I assume by ‘bubble’ you mean Round.
Even the word ‘boobs’ is awe inspiring. (but ‘boobies’ is better)
What people forget is that most women who get implants are undesireable to begin with - so (perhaps subconsciously) it is the woman you find repulsive. Not the boobs.
19 year old male checking in here, and just let me say: If the boobs are in proportion to the rest of the body, bring 'em on. If you gave me a choice between, say, WWE Divas Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler, I’m taking Stacy every time, because she doesn’t look like someone inflated beach balls and stuffed them in a shirt.
That said, at this point, I’m not turning any boobs away, so whatever.
See, that’s the thing - I don’t think they ARE making the women sporting them happy - they just seem to be getting them like the latest fashion accessory, or maybe because you can’t have a career in entertainment of any sort without them. Poor girls with these huge sacs of silicon/saline dragging down their poor chest muscles and giving them backaches.
(FTR, I am sure there are tons of women who have big bubble breast implants and love them dearly. My mileage is obviously varying.)
(Oh, and Lobsang, your humour is lost on me. You sound like a horny 13 year old boy.)
I’m sure most of these people don’t have implants anyway. Surprising as it may be, some chicks just naturally have MASSIVE TITS. Did you just hear too many “ironing board” jokes or what? Anyway, some people say anything you can’t fit in your mouth is a waste… YMMV.
I am just going to disagree here with the OP. While there are many ‘big boobs’ in the Pamela Anderson mold, I would disagree that ‘every’ attractive woman in media (film, tv, print etc) has big bubble boobs. Let’s look at the People magazine (about as pop and trendy a magazine as you will find) 50 most beautiful people of 2002 I eliminated the men.
Out of these, Spears is the only one I would call ‘bubble’ boobs. There are some here I can’t picture off the top of my head (bad publicists no doubt) so maybe I am missing someone with the bubbles, but go down the list for yourself. I’d say your rant is about five years too late, and the tide has turned back to natural.
