I like fake tits better than real ones!

I just wanted to make this un-PC statement to get it out in the open. Fake tits are just so damn pretty if they are done right, and real juggs, no matter how firm, just can’t match the firmness of some fakies. I like the big round ones that look so fake that you wouldnt even see a barbir doll with them.

I know I am not the only one who has this view.

Which do you prefer? NO LIEING!!

I prefer the real thing. Including brains.

As much as men like to admit to prefering natural ones. The exotic dancer market is full of fake boobs. So many men lie.

At least you are honest.

Personally, when a lady has clothes on, they can be striking. But when her shirt comes off, they become odd looking. Especially when the nipples point in odd directions. For some women, such as those whose breasts naturally are different in size from each other, or maybe lacking in firmness, I would agree.

But the size EE’s are just freakish. A b-to-c cup is ideal to me. D is a sweet dish as well. Above that has got to hurt the back. I would not blame a woman getting a reduction.

Little ones are just so perky. And they stay that way longer.

OK. I’m an un-pc male slob too.

Philip, you ought to move to Vegas.

At any of the higher end casinos, the majority of the cocktail waitresses have after-market equipment. The outfits are designed in such a way that they only fit properly if the waitress has implants- even if God endowed her with a nice rack, the costumes (the word “uniform” doesn’t seem to fit these getups), won’t look right. I know, I’ve worked in a few casinos. After a few months in the business, especially on graveyard shift when things are slow, bored dealers, box and floormen start playing games of “real or silicone”.

I don’t even want to talk about the showgirls. If a showgirl has anything more than a coupla fried eggs, it’s a pretty safe bet they’re silicone. On bodies that slender, it would be rare to have natural large breasts.

As to preference, the guys I talk to seem to fall into two categories…

  1. Like big boobs, don’t much care if they’re factory or after-market

  2. Like the real thing, don’t care much about size, as long as they’re shapely, but think silicone just looks… fake.

I think I would have to go with (2) in Thea Logica’s post above.

Real ones, preferably on a BBW with brains. I miss MODE magazine :frowning:

I wouldn’t reject a woman just because she had fakes, but given the choice I would go for real ones every time.

As a woman, I’m curious as to whether or not men can tell real ones from “after-market” as well as they think they can. I thought I could tell the difference, but this breast test proved me wrong. I did score 16 out of 20, but I still missed on 4 of them. How about you? Can you tell?
[link disabled-if people want to look at topless women, they can find them on their own.
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I’ve never considered myself a breast man. But I feel almost compelled to stare at large breasts. I can’t really explain it. I lust after Pam Anderson, but if I ever saw a woman with those proportions in real life, I’d be very turned off. Gimme little ones on a real girl any day.

And I got a 16/20 on the breast test. I thought I’d do much worse.

I think that implants that make the breasts DD or more is too much. But I’ve seen some enhanced breasts that look amazingly like the real thing.

I went to a strip club a couple of months ago and two of the dancers (asian twins BTW) had implants but it gave them a full, caucasian look instead of a ‘soccer ball’ look.

Natural for me.

I’m ambivalent about a woman’s chesticological region being fake or natural. Just as long as she can feel something through them and I need a catcher’s mitt.
I do hate push-up bras and corsets that make a woman look like she has much less than advertised. There is nothing more disappointing than thinking there’d be a great rack waiting to be unwrapped and finding potholders or fried eggs.

Given that the “You can tell by the size of his nose” thing is a myth, I can think of one thing more disappointing. :rolleyes:
By the way, what the hell is a “caucasian” breast?

What is a BBW?

I’m just amazed it doesn’t bother the OP that the firmness is from a big wodge of silicone or saline bag under the skin. I mean all support to women who opt for breast surgery for reconstructive/emotional reasons.

But to flip this around: Ladies - what do you think of the guy who has a rippling six-pack, made of plastic under hisskin? Give me the flabbier flesh-and-skin guy any day. And the guy with follicle implants/hair weave? Give me bald and proud of it any day. Just give me natural, I really don’t want to have a cyborg who chooses to be that way for vanity, not necessity.

I got 19 on the breast test, what do I win?

I also scored a 19 on the breast test, and would’ve gotten a 20 but one of the photos is at an unfair angle. It was hard to tell the shape of the breast, so it was a crapshoot.

For me, fake boobs, no matter how nicely done, are obvious. As a chick, I’m not a fan of them, but I can understand how fake can be better than nothing at all. Most men I know are of the “hey, boobs! Fake, real, who cares…boobs!” category.

Call Mr Hefner, I got 20 out of 20.
Some of them were so obvious, a few were tricky.

I still don’t know what BBW? Big-Breasted Women?

BBW = Big Beautiful Women

I got twenty/twenty myself. As to which I prefer, it really doesn’t matter. I like a certain size (proportianate) and a good shape - a perky B/C is best.

Gah! proportionate