Tch, I’m surprised that someone on the SDMB would actually put any credence behind old wives tales that relate the enormity of various parts of the body, like the nose/hands/feet, to the alleged enormity of the penis.
Got 19/20 on the test. I wonder, those of us who got a 19, did we all blow it on the same rack? I pegged a pair of what I figured to be B-cups as fake because they seemed too perfectly shaped. They turned out to be real.
The great majority of the fake ones seemed like they were stuck on as an afterthought.
A few of them were tricky because they were either partially covered by clothing or the pic didn’t go high enough on the chest to see if there was a smooth line from the collarbone to the nipple, or if they had that telltale popout effect.
I got a seventeen…some of them were very obvious.
As for whether I would like a guy with a plastic six pack or fake hair–no! I think that would be disturbing and unnatural, same reasons I think fake boobs are stupid.
19/20 I think I blew the same one as Thea did. I was fooled because they were nice ones. Back to the OP. Thea also said men:
*1) Like big boobs, don’t much care if they’re factory or after-market
- Like the real thing, don’t care much about size, as long as they’re shapely, but think silicone just looks… fake.*
I’d say
3) I like smallish or medium-sized fakies the best, nipples on or above the equator please, or smaller “perky” natural ones. This is re-inforced by the test we just took.
You shouldn’t care what I think, but sorry if this upsets someone.
Ah yes, bolt-on’s. I’ve only come across them a couple of times…someone had to say it…(once intimately, once in the pool) and, yep, they look great. But they’re fake. Just too weird for my taste and I found them to be a curious distraction.
Now, designer vagina’s or, as they’re quaintly known, ‘re-bores’. Let’s not get into those…
Yes anything involving a laser to one’s genetalia is a rather squeamish issue 
Not gonna take the test at work. 
Let’s just assume I can only spot the blatantly fake ones.
Those are the ones that turn me off.
My score is 16. Not too bad.
Who did that?
I’m in the “real” camp.
I just like the way real breasts feel, how they bounce, swing. Whatever. Fake tits just seem to stick there and not do much.
Seeing fake tits in porn doesn’t do much for me. It’s almost like looking at a cartoon. It’s not real. It doesn’t move like a real boob should. It’s also weird when there are 4 topless girls in the room and all their boobs look the same.
But for me, the boob isn’t the prize winner. It’s the nipple. A good boob has to have a great nipple to top it off. I don’t care what size the boob is, how it’s shaped, if it’s saggy, floppy, perky, square… if you got a good nipple on it I’m all over it.
Phlip, are you by any chance related to Wildest Bill?
Even more un-PC:
Don’t even get me started on the superior esthetics of somewhat shaved genitals.
Phlip,
I’m with you buddy. You’re preaching to the choir.
I prefer fake boobs to real ones by a long shot! Most guys from a younger generation probably do. We grew up watching big, round and firm implants run up and down the beach in ‘Baywatch’ and porn, & that’s what we’re attracted to.
Most guys are guilty of saying, ‘no NO … we prefer them real’ - just so that girls without implants don’t feel bad or unsexy by comparison. It’s also so that we don’t appear too shallow. But, I’m telling you now, most of the dudes I know want a chick with fake tits
It’s a pity he hasn’t posted here for nearly 10 years, or he might have enjoyed seeing your supportive message.
I prefer natural. I’m OK with fake boobs as long as they look normal. They need to hang properly and be of normal size for the body type. I’d still prefer natural boobs, but fake and natural looking are fine. I have no attraction whatsoever to obviously fake boobs. Those that cause a bump ABOVE the boob (where it looks like a ball has been inserted into the chest) are completely a turn off. I like natural looking cleavage, which means smooth on top to a nice rounded shape on the bottom. I’m not a stickler on size, and am fine with anything from a B to a DD. Really tiny boobs do little for me, and really huge boobs aren’t really adding anything either.
Edit: Seeing Ferret Herder’s post, I now see this is a super zombie thread, but hey…my post still stands.
As I’ve said before on the dope, I couldn’t care less if real or fake and I’ve seen great fake boobs. But it just happens that at the moment most are done very badly and look too solid and too far apart.
I was watching a TV show about boob jobs (y’know…for educational reasons). A woman came into the surgery complaining that her boob job had left her with unsymmetrical boobs.
She got them out. One boob looked really natural and sexy, the right amount of hang. The other looked like she’d accidentally dropped her purse down her skin.
Guess which boob the surgeon thought needed correction?
The boob that resurrected a 10 year old thread to make an inane post to a poster that hasn’t been here in a long time?
That’s not at me, right?
No, look at post #33. That’s the boob in question.
I’ll take natural- any size- over fake any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I dated one girl with implants, but they only made her a B-cup, which was right for her body. Previously she had been completely flat- just nipples. She showed me her ‘before’ pictures. So they looked appropriately-sized for her frame, but I really didn’t like the feel of them.
I’ve also dated women with everything from A-cups to DD’s, and regardless of the size, they’re preferable to any sized implants.