The test for fake boobies is if they fall into her armpit when she is on he back, they are real. Even the newest, smallest breasts fall a bit toward the armpit when a woman is on her back.
I would not freak out if I fell in love with a women and found out she had fake breasts already, but any lover of mine that wanted to get fakes would freak me out badly.
Mine of course are real, and huge with areolas 3.5 inches across which by the way don’t come close to covering half of my breasts.
I dunno, lee. I could deal with a woman augmenting her body in any way she sees fit. I’d only find it creepy if she was doing it just to please me. Really, I suspect that the majority of women who have their breasts modified do so in order to get closer to their own concept of a beautiful body. Believing yourself to be beautiful is far more important than the impression among others that you are strange or unnatural. If fake tits, green hair, tattoos, prosthetic tentacles, facial piercings, or armadillo skin grafts help, then I see no problem and do not judge freakiness.
A woman who can happily make the statement, “Damn! I’ve got some fine boobies!” is considerably more attractive to me than one whose only claim is, “Well . . . at least mine are real!” Confidence is about the sexiest attribute a person can flaunt. Often it dominates my perception of a person and makes all else inconsequential.
On the other hand, a body altered for the sole purpose of pleasing or exciting others is icky at best.
Every single female breast I have ever seen has been my most favoritist of all time. I just love titties.
Random thoughts: J: you had huge knockers. Complained that they were like an extra set of elbows and you were never sure if you needed to put them on the table or just sit back. I love them.
R: you put blush on your nipples: embarassed by lack of pigment. What great ones. Don’t be embarassed for anything.
L: my God! I had never before seen 1" long nipples, flaccid. Bout loosened a tooth when they sproinged. Yummy.
D: Thanks for pointing out the reduction scars. Didn’t even notice. Wish I had seen them before, glad your back problems cleared up. They are marvelous!
S: No the scars don’t bother me in the least. Bummer about the pain. Note to ladies about to undergo breast reduction: GET A LADY DOCTOR! They remain stupendous.
( ) Sorry you have no feeling in your breasts. They were the most perfect I ever came across (and across the room!) A little visine will take the red out of your eye. Lovely.
® Up and out. On their own! Shivers just thinking about
them. I regret to this day never saw them nekkid. Wow.
(R2) Cool! One nipple is twice as big as the other! Two different profiles. If I awake on a different side, it’s like someone else. Stunners, both.
Why are folks self-conscious about body image? As long as routine hygiene practices are followed, the female form is BEAUTIFUL! And every single breast I glimpse is a godsend. Did I say I love breasts?
I was watching a silly soft-core thing on a pay channel last night with my wife. Of course, most of the girls are fake, being quite overly bouyant when the bra falls.
While a head-turner in a properly sexy outfit, I find fake breasts to be a letdown. I never really gave it much thought till last night, interestingly, as my wife, too, noticed something in herself.
See, toward the end, there was a lesbo scene. One of the girls had implants, the other (also well endowed) was “natural.” The natural breasts moved nicer during the motions, and looked softer, more supple and sexier and more “feminine” than the hard-looking implanted girl’s. The analogy that came to mind was that the implants made the breasts look like a body-builder’s hard muscle, and not a soft, bouncing boob.
My wife and I noticed how much more turned on I was. And even she commented that the natural ones were sexier. Of course, it was a lesbo scene, so who knows…
But then, breasts are breasts.
Re: the OP. No it doesn’t matter if they are fake. But I don’t understand the need for fake: actresses go for fake to get jobs. Sex workers go for fake to get tips. Kind of a shame. How to get rid of this mindset?
Do some ladies feel they must have surgically implanted play-doh to fulfil someone else’s ideas of ideal-womanness?
I have heard that the old silicone titties get rigid with time. Elective surgery gives me the creeps (it is risky!), but if it makes you feel better, your choice.
Except that I married real boobs (attached to my lovely wife who has a brain too) several years ago and will probably never ‘discover’ fake I feel certain I would go with the flow. Whatever floats your boat as long as the above-mentioned hygienics are practiced.
Fake tits are horrendous. I hate them.
I live everything about to be right down the middle. No A cups, no EE cups either. Something big enough to hold onto, but not something that could suffocate me. Nipples – same deal. I want something that I can play with, enough there to pinch and nibble, but not nipples so big that I have to unhinge my jaw to get them in my mouth.
Having said that, I would rather play with some size 28A REAL titties than play with 38D fakes.
Fakes-- Ladies, just say no.
Men too, I suppose.
Can you tell I like boobies?
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
that should read: “I like everything about them to be right down the middle…”
What can I say? I start thinking about boobs and then my typinfgs swofw feefvus awox whiewws thunfa vosalle.
Plaw, snifeww.
Byz,
I was thinking I might want to get a reduction ( F cups can be a pain in the back ! ) until I saw one being done on The Learning Channel. And learned that there is a risk of losing sensitivity in the nipples.
I like being able to feel when my nipples are being touched, fondled etc… so I doubt I will do that.
Oh yeah lest we forget ( * ) ( * )
“They’ve got these big old fake plastic titty things that don’t hang the way tits hang. These tits are so high - the tits are on their forehead. That’s right, the tits are on their forehead. So they’re walking around with these big old titty things on their forehead going suck my tit suck my tit and these tits are so hard you could throw a quarter at them and it would bounce right back and put your eye out.”
-Lea Delaria, on actresses in “lesbian” porn films.
Anyway, I haven’t touched a female breast since I was weaned, but I thought I would share my thoughts on the other side of the spectrum. I like the male variety, very much so. But I don’t like it when the pectoral muscle is too defined - you know, when they’re standing an inch off the guy’s chest. My current mec is more or less flat-chested and he has very nice tits, I think. (They’re also really sensitive.) So that’s what I think about tits.
I like a guy to have big, muscular pecs I can chew on.
Well, almost everyone here knows I have had my breasts enlarged (AA to B). I had the implants inserted under the nipple, and to keep the shape natural looking, my nipples were slightly downsized. I’ve suffered no ill effects from my silicone implants, and it has been about 11 years. And my chest looks perfectly natural, thank you very much. I even have to wear a sportsbra when I exercise because otherwise they’ll bounce around too much.
I like the homegrown variety, and not the store-bought kind. I feel that any woman who has breast augmentation surgery is shallow and not worth my time, so I would really not be interested in the breasts or the woman attached to them. That might sound a little harsh, but I really detest the idea of cosmetic surgery, except in cases where the individual might have been disfigured or deformed in some sense. Having A cups is not a reason to subject yourself to possible long term health problems in my mind…in fact I think it’s just plain fucking stupid.
While we’re on the subject, did anyone see Mtv’s report on breast surgery? While I thought they did a fairly good job of showing the potential problems, I felt that they acted irresponsibly when dealing with the Stripper and put WAY too much emphasis on how much money she was going to make from her fake hooters. They shouldn’t have ran the stripper bit, and just shown the other girl-next-door-type who was having the surgery, so that you had a balance of the girl with the reduction, the girl who had problems with implants and had them removed, and then only one girl electing to have her boobs jacked up. As it was they had two girls getting them done, showing two positive results of the surgery, and only one problematic result, and then the girl with the reduction (which is a different matter all together in my mind…that’s done to improve the health of the individual). Bad form Mtv, really bad form.
Also, did you notice how the only blurred out the breasts some times, so you could see the whole boob in some scenes but not others…what was up with that?
Well NOW this can become a pit thread. Hey, Monkey, fuck you.
Cyndar, I wasn’t even refering directly to you, as I was posting while you were as well, but since you fall into a category of people I don’t have much respect for, well so be it. It’s my opinion, and I’m sticking to it, so fuck you very much. 
The funny thing is, unless I told you I had cosmetic surgery, you wouldn’t know…and then…oh my god…you might get to know me and respect me…and what would you do after you found out the truth??? I personally could not respect someone so ridiculously judgemental.
If I think about it, I can usually tell real from fake.
But, in general, I look and think nice, or too big, or too small, or whatever. Point being, when I look, I usually don’t think about whether they are real or not - because who cares.
I shave, use cologne, wear a neck tie, and comb my hair all to look better. Women commonly apply lip-stick, eye liner and what not to look better. They are all cosmetic changes and a boob job is the same thing but on a more permanent basis. I repeat - who cares.
Oh yeah, one more thing, it is my impression that what us guys think constitute big boobs is very different than what I believe women think are big hooters.
Monkey, do you often immediately define and value people according to specific aspects of their physical form? Do you have any other value judgements you’d like to share with us? Perhaps you’d like to comment on people of a certain skin, those with tattoos, or women who’ve undergone breast reduction procedures. Please offer more displays of your idiocy so that I can point and laugh at you a bit more before I go back to ignoring you.
While you’re at it, how ‘bout posting a pic or detailed description of yourself so that I can share with you my judgement of your life?
My god, this thread makes me want to close the door to my office and play with MINE for a while.
Let me know if you need an extra hand, Cranky.